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Freakin Kris

I like my coffee black just like my metal

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Oh, about me...all about me..hmm well

I'm Kristal, K-to-the-Ristal, Krasstal, and the ever famous Freakin Kris...

i live in Alpena, MI and its hella boring.

Normally I resort to the trusty Nintendo 64, or the XBOX 360

I enjoy getting beat up in mosh pits, and skanking to my favorite rockabilly punk band "The Hubies" WHOO HOO!!

When I was in high school, I did a couple plays for Masquers Club,

"WIT"

"Rumors"

and one at ACC,

"Anatomy of a Murder"

I would to act more, tho I don't have the time...

I have a slight obsession with cherries, I have a cherry tattoo and basically anything from Claires that has cherries on it

I also love to shop, like any typical girl I guess, and I definitely have WAY too many clothes, doing laundry is a nightmare...but I always need more.

I have 5 tattoos so far and I plan on having many more that I will die with..(since I guess people tell me that tattoos are permanent) My eyebrow is pierced too

I love loud music, fast guitars, and parties where the vodka and beer pong never ends(even tho I don't drink, being as I'm underage),

Just about as much as I love defending the best band in the world,

Mindless Self Indulgence

To people who for some reason don't like them, and those people i will never understand, tho some of my friends sadly fall into that category :(
"My mind clouded with hate for everyone who had told me one thing when they meant something else, everyone who had lied intentionally, knowing they would later be caught, everyone who managed to crawl through life unscathed as they left a trail of duplicity and betrayal coagulating behind them. Most of the worlds problems would be solved if people just said what they fucking meant."
-Marilyn Manson

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Lemme tell you now:
I came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain
Let's go inside my astral plane
Find out my mental based on instrumental
Records hey so I can write monumental
Methods I'm not the king but niggaz is decaf
I stick 'em for the cream check it
Just how deep can shit get - get deeper than your fists
And brothers is mad pissed accept it
In your cross colors clothes you crossed over
And now ya totally crossed out and Kriss Kross
Who da boss niggaz get tossed to da side
And I'm the dark side of the force of course
It's the method man from the wu-tang clan
I be hectic and comin' for that headpiece protect it
Fuck it two tears in a bucket
Niggaz want the ruckas? so bust it at me son now bust it
Stylez I get buckwild method man on some shit
Fuck'n niggaz foul son I'm sick
Insane crazy drivin' miss daisy
How the fuck am I? now I got mine I'm swayze
Is it real son lemme know it's real son if its really real
son lemme know it's real
Load it up and kill one
Load it up and kill one
Load it up and kill one
If it's really real
When I was a little stereo I used to be the champion
I always wonder when I would be the number one - hey hey hey
And now you listen to me darcon darcon
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And all you niggaz come and test me test me
I'm gonna lick out your brains
Mothers wanna hang with the meth bring the rope
Cuz the only way you hang is by the neck
Nigga pump off a set comin' through all your projects
Take it as a threat or better yet it is a promise
Comin' like a vet on some old Vietnam shit
You can bet your bottom dollar that I'm on it
And it'll get even worse word to god it's the wu
Comin' through takin' niggaz 'fore they're
Gone gone gone gone gone gone
Movin' to your left
I came to represent and carve my name within your chest
You can come test realize it's no contest son
I'm the gun who won that old wild west
Quick on the draw with my hands on the floor
Lovin' all those goddamn monkey rhymes galore
Check it cuz I think not when it's hip hop like propa
Rhymes be the proof when I'm drinkin' ninety proof vodka
No OJ no no straw
When you give it to me - yeah - give it to me raw I burn
Give it to me raw I burn
Chest hair
I don't need no chemical blow to pull no ho - no
All I need is chemical bank to pay her up
Is it real son lemme know it's real son if its really real son
Lemme know it's
1 2 3 4
Kill one - fuck it up and kill one
Fuck it up and kill one
Lemme know it's reaL

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I like to play guitar, and more recently guitar hero 3 ( im on hard now:)... I love video games, The Legend ofZelda Ocarina of time is one of my faves, along with Final fantasy 7 and 8,some super smash brothers (but dj can go to fucking hell when it comes to that game. we all jsut want to choke him sometimes i swear, The 360 is the shit i would take that over a ps3 anyday but the wii is awsome too. tramua center is real sweet ( thanks to shawnine pants for always bringing his wii for us to paly with,yes, i said it, i like to play with shawns wii...another 'interest' i guess would be to jsut generally chill out with my friends and have lots of fun. sometimes we can even some improv going and its really funny. i want to act more ive always been into it i think being in a movie would be really fun since ive only done plays and shit i like to read alot too and write. Movies are fun to watch i would like to get out more and play tennis and volleyball but i definetly dont do that enough. Spades online has become a hobby of mine now i actually understand the game (misskristal4u is my pogo name if u ever wanna partner up)

I'd like to meet:

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All the problems make me want to go
Like a bad girl straight to video
Little Darling welcome to the show
Your a failure played in stereo

THIS IS WHY I DONT VOTE

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I’d take another chance,
Take a fall, take a shot for you.
I need you like a heart needs a beat,
But it’s nothin’ new.
I loved you with a fire red,
Now it’s turnin’ blue...
And you say...
Sorry, like an angel
Heaven let me think was you...
But I’m afraid...

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PLEASE WATCH I KNOW YOU WILL ENJOY..ITS HARD NOT TO
Yo wicked gay but then today i think i'll be hardcore
If i forget to take my medicine then i'll be sick
I'm so hot to trot i'm stealing all my beats from the blacks
And from all the young girls is where i steal my act



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There's lots of people I'd like to meet. i guess the only person i would want to meet that i actually couldn't ever meet would be my brother Travis. he died when he was 16, got hit by a car in Grand Blanc a year before i was born. he was on my dads side (tho i never consider any of my siblings to be 'half's') but my mom knew him and shes the only one whos really ever told me anything about him because the one time i asked my real dad about him he cried. the only real emotion i think ive ever seen on his face. but my mom told me she taught him part of stairway to heaven on the guitar and the next time she seen him he played the whole thing for her. my mom told me at his funeral everyone put led zeppelin mementos in his casket (he could play stairway to heaven really good im told, even the solo) i bet we would've been pals. I would also like to meet the members of the band

Mindless Self Indulgence

for many a reason. Jimmy Urine is the hottest man on earth and the things i would do to him if i had him are illegal in 12 states.. Pretty much any band i'm into I'd like to meet the members. i would like to meet Johnny Depp too that would be fun he is an amazingly talented actor. Jim Carey too, i love him, he's fucking hilarious, physical comedy is so great and he can pull anything off to a T. and i quote "im kicking my ass do you mind??? And Mike Myers, i just cant get enough of Austin Powers, now he is funny. Oh yeah Jay and Silent Bob, but then i would get arrested for trying to molest Jay...so maybe not...the writer of the green mile...which i guess would be Stephen King? if you count the movie as the original playwright...but his books are really good. but maybe dean koontz is better... maybe id meet George bush too..so i could pee on him, along with nancy grace, i swear i ever meet her shes gettin the golden shower. and of course, last but not least, Dante and Randall would be great to hang out with "porch monkey for LIFE" (its ok, im taking it back)

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(In no paticular order) Mindless Self Indulgence, KoRn, Manson, Pantera, Slipknot, NOFX, MurderDolls, Disturbed, Richard Cheese:), Nirvana, led Zepplin, Choking Victim, Green Day, Sublime, Cycle of Logic, Save farris,DETHKLOK, Linkin Park (yes i will admit it but not the new shit), Megadeth, Tool, the prouges, The Hubies:),RAP COURTESY OF THE TWINKS AND JOONES, Nickelback (one of those i hate to admit i like, but i gotta) Minisrty, GWAR, streetlight manifesto, trapt,Anti-Flag, Tenacious D, Blink 182, Reel big Fish,horse the band, the polysics, dropkick murphys, YULGITS, LEFT RIGHTS, System of a Down, any booty shakin music, Catch 22, old Metallica,red hot chili peppers,some rage aganinst the machine, Eminem, Shadows Fall,BANDANA NAMED REX Santana, Seek Codes

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Sabbath, Seven Dust, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Rise against, Sublime,Skindred, 6 feet under, Slayer,...and many more but Im tired of typing

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I am a reality TV junkie, sad but true, I used love the Real World, but its gotten gay.. I watch MTV more than i would care for you to know...Simpons, South Park, Family Guy, Americas Next Top Model, Dave Chapelle, Colbert REport,Futurama,METALACOLYPSE, CSI, House, Aquateen hunger force, That 70's Show, Fear Factor (lemme tell you somethin bout me Joe Rogan...:P) Cops,Californication, most documetaries are good. planet earth, taboo, big love,oz, Girls Next Door, Dr. 90210, Celebrity Deathmatch, Moral Orel, The Soup, Snoop Doggs Fatherhood, Intervention, DEXTER, Band of Brothers, Breaking Bad, Nip/Tuck, Weeds (my new favorite show) X play, Miami Ink, Mindfreak, UFC, Jeopardy, WHeel of Fortune...basically any game show...

Books:

Well naming every book iver ever enjoyed would take too much time so instead i'll leave you with the authors of said books: Stephen King, Dean Koontz, JK Rowling, John Grisham, Lawrence Sanders, and more but i cnat think speccially right now..

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Who says i have to have a hero?

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Couldnt have said it better myself

BLACK SABBATH LYRICS "Paranoid" Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things but nothing...
Posted by Freakin Kris on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:16:00 PST

Why Im no longer leaving on a jet plane

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Cuz I’m leavin, on a jet plane, don’t know when I’ll be back again

well im not leaving on a jet plane, but i am leaving indefinitely to sell my soul, i mean, magazines around the country. ha that sounds brilliant don't it i guess I'm feeling indifferent right now. i ...
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DRUGS ARE BAD

go on and slip me 2 zanex bars im ready to get fullget the crown to wash it downim downtown snappin rulesaint no shame up in my gameinfact i ment to leave the rainoxycotin in my system man im feelin k...
Posted by Freakin Kris on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:29:00 PST

My little boy David

I gave away a part of myselfThe day i let him go I thought i could be strongBut little did i knowEveryday i think of himAnd of his pretty blue eyesI wish so bad i could be thereTo hold him everyt...
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