Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (POULTRY POLITICS) |
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? (POULTRY POLITICS)BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:01:00 GMT |
opposite day and invisibility |
Keoni: today is opposite dayMe: how do you know when it's opposite day?Keoni: i look on my weather channelMe: your weather channel?Keoni: yeah, my invisible weather channelMe: what channel is it on?Ke...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 11:24:00 GMT |
The difference between my mother and Keoni’s grandmother |
This is a conversation between me and my mother when I was little:Me: Mom, can we have McDonald's for dinner?Mom: No, it's not healthy.Me: Yes it is. French fries are vegetable...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:03:00 GMT |
Real Life Use of Kindergarten Math |
Me: Keoni, did you eat all your chicken nuggets?Keoni: I don't know.Me: How many are left?Keoni: I don't know. Hold on. (Pause) Hold on. (Pause) H...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:32:00 GMT |
Watch out for those Canadians! |
Here's a conversation between Keoni and me.Keoni: Mommy, do you know where aliens live?Me: In outer space.Keoni: No.Me: Under your bed?Keoni: No.Me: Then where do t...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:29:00 GMT |
Haumea had a good run |
in case you didn't know, Haumea is (was) my 2001 Hyundai Accent. she just died at 118K because her timing belt broke and it bent the valves. translation = i need a new car. so i'm in...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 16:52:00 GMT |
Dreams Can Say a Lot |
I just had a dream that is pretty powerful. I dreamt that I was having personal problems, the result of which was huge amounts of dirty dishes in all sort of crazy shapes. (Bear with me, it's a...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 06:44:00 GMT |
The Penguins Walk It Out |
I stole this from Jamie. Happy Feet
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Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:29:00 GMT |
New Keoni ism |
Keoni ism 12/30/06 - Keoni and I were at the checkout at Food Lion by Alton's house and the cashier was a little chunky. So Keoni goes, loud as can be (and pointing at the cashier), "Mommy, she'...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:52:00 GMT |
Respect to a Fallen Soldier |
My mom sent me this in an email. It's from a newspaper. Pretty deep...
Paying Respect To A Fallen Soldier
On Dec. 3 I was the co-pilot for American Airlines Flight 1904 flying from Chicag...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:47:00 GMT |
