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About Me

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"JT's getting f'd up in some karaoke bar. After one drink he's a loser after three drinks he's a star..."

"I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams...see these ice cubes, see these ice creams...."Hello, I am an individual who is always looking to make new friends. I like to talk and I like listening even more. Rarely do I ever get angry. I am a big kid at heart. Movies are the livelyhood of my free time and I'm big on super heroes and guys' chonies...I am close with my family and I always keep in touch with my friends; especially my good ones.I am the Agent Slacker and here are my friends, my agents...Richard "Agent Spikes" I’ve known for the entire 2nd half of my life. He is a sophisticated, ultra neat and fashionably-in the-zone-dresser-at-all-times former roommate, cook and designer. His tastes are rare and unmatched tho sometimes dark with a touch of Harajuku. He is my right wingman.Tyrone "Agent Oreo" is my roommate. He is super sweet, nice, cute, very cuddly, catankerous, goal oriented, super keen auto-lovin' macro machine!Lorenzo "Agent Goodies" is the Uber-friend of all friends in my given universe. He is the ever-laugher, ever-seeking nice guy who knows and wants to be friends with every good willed, cute boy or girl but typically forgets names (I need to buy him a memory card in addition to the gay card he earned just recently.) He is my left wingman.Ryan "Agent Kiss" my friend and my biggest nemesis to my DVD collection. His doubles mine and I don't like that. Oh, but the day will come when I shall surpass his collection. He's my equal to my knowledge of all things movie.Ron "Agent Wood" the man with the heaviest lead foot this side of the Indy 500. Nascar you ain't got $hIt on this boy. He tears up the road like a screaming bat out of hell. I love Ron he is a good guy and one of the originals.Truett "Agent Daisy", you dance with this boy and he will lift you up in the air faster than you can sneeze! He is the carpenter savant and knows how to fool the girls.Meranden "Agent Lollipop" she is a beautiful, loving, dedicated mom now. Her daughter is Jade Elizabeth and her husband is Rod "Rodimus Prime" of the special Agent ForcesFelipe "Agent Anti" we have a long history. I am a better person because of him. We are like brothers now; we’re family. ”Ohana means family. And family means no one gets left behind…or forgotten."Tim "Agent Hill" my good'ol friend from Texas. He is Mr. Straight-to-the-point. He will say what he needs to say and say it. If you're a cutie he will let ya know it.Shaun "Agent Sassy" the friend with the voice that just won't quit. If you're afraid of opinions or the truth keep your questions to a minimum around him. He's very vocal but a good friend and good hostess.Anna "Agent Matchmaker" Episcopo always prepared, completely educated, forever friendly, extremely caring and of course beautiful. Mom, wife and best friends to the original Southwest Amigos!Brent "Agent Promiscuous" the boy with a Clark Kent smile but the looks of a Superboy. He keeps the fun going and should never give up on his dreams...fly boy fly!Alex "Agent Nemo" the boy who loves to play with the cola syrup. Straight up from Cali but not straight as a nail.Jessica "Agent Moonstar", well, I must say I did not like her at first but I grew to luv her. She's great with the guys and has, a on a few memorable occaisions ,connected me with a cute guy. I can't help it, she knows how to pull in the dudes.Steven "Agent Velma" is a very caring and understanding friend who does not take sides and knows how to be the perfect guest and host. He's a great buddy to have around during times of need. He's got the cutest fashion sense to match his face and personality.Andy "Agent Jar Jar" oh boy, he is quite the character. He sings, he dances, he has a voice that makes the angels laugh and an uplifting personality that makes us feel like we are characters in a never-ending movie.Vincent "Agent Gecko"Crystal "Agent Sky"Ivonne "Agent Rosemary"Tim "Agent Disney"Kim "Agent Diesel"Robin "Agent Gieger"Joseph "Agent Gloss"Aaron "Agent Playboy"Patty "Agent Mariposa "Robert "Agent RLo"Leo "Agent Juice"Solomon "Agent Screamer"Monique "Agent Passion"Keith "Agent Gypsy"Jahi "Agent Dankor"Craig "Agent Flask"Clarice "Agent Lamb"Dennis "Agent Ace"Eddie "Agent Rockstar"Eric "Agent Crash"Peter "Agent Pablo"Miguel "Agent Hooch"Taj "Agent Cobra"Geoff "Agent Newtral"Omar "Agent Bloom"Shamar "Agent Lucky"Vernon "Agent Chill"Heather "Agent Twinkie"Veronica "Agent Encoder"Tracy "Exotic Vanilla"Kevin "Agent Blue"Jeff "Agent Moose"Randy "Agent Dawg"Mike "Agent Ten"Peter "Agent Salmon"Tia "Agent Cage"CristobalFrankMy quotes of favorites..."I shall call you squishy and you shall be my squishy.""The end of the world is at the center of the Earth." MyGen Profile Generator

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My Blog

Casting call...

I am looking for 2 or 3 people, guys or girls, who are interested in meeting once a week to record a thirty minute episode of my Agency Live talk show. It will be similar to that of that talk show on ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:59:00 GMT

CD: Monster Love Train

"Love Train" Tommy Lee(from Final Destination 3 soundtrack)"What You Know About That" T.I."SOS" Rhianna"Can't Control Myself" LL Cool J"Stupid Girls" Pink"Monsters" Matchbook Romance "Hate Me" Blue Oc...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:45:00 GMT

Rain CD

Okay, Arizona is on day 142 with no rain. I burned a new CD mix in hopes that it rains soon. Rain CD "Let the Rain Fall Down" Hillary Duff"Rain" Madonna"I Can't Stop the Rain" Missy Elliott"I'm Only H...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:24:00 GMT

The List of 5

I think that every person should be able to have a List of 5. Just like the episode of "Friends". This list would consist of 5 famous guys/ladies that you would be allowed to sleep with even if you a...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:16:00 GMT

Cute Nerd Pretty Crow CD

Cute Nerd Pretty Crow   Sheryl Crow Good Is Good Natasha Bedingfield Unwritten Kelly Clarkson Walk Away The Fray Over My Head U2 Sometimes You Cant Make It On Your Own Madonna Sorry ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:48:00 GMT

"San Diego or Bust" CD

"San Diego or Bust" CD mix I made this week...   01. Fallout Boy Grand Theft Autumn 02. Natasha Beddingfield These Words of Mine 03. James BluntYoure Beautiful 04. Goo Goo Dolls Better Da...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:47:00 GMT

Turkey Night Apology

I want to apologize to Lorenzo for what I said on Thanksgiving night at 4 o'clock in the morning when I was enubriated and upset. He's my second best friend and I never meant to hurt him...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Dec 2004 08:52:00 GMT

Night Drive

I love the song "Night Drive" by Jimmy Eat World. It moves me and makes me want to camp out on the moon with a nice dude...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Nov 2004 08:10:00 GMT