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chris

kiss me, I'm shitfaced I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown in the trousers, she kissed me And I only bo

About Me

I met a beautiful girl and we do pretty much eveything together and go everywere together....we eavin poop together!! and you know wat they say!!!! (people who poop together stay together) lol and i only had to buy her a drink an asked here (do you like piantball)lol Katie thanks for watchin my back when i was vonerable Matt this is war!!!haha) i got the best buds in lynn lynn all the way up to Tewksbery, well lets see i can basicaly fuck up a one car funeral or anything that i can get my hands on but this curse may be turnin arround for me!!....i like doin shit with my buds such as goin paintball!!!!hopefuly we can get the old crew back and new comers are welcome the more the merryor........(life isnt like a box of chocolates you know!!!!) oh yes also did u also mention to tell you to go fu*k yourself you commy bastard, nothing is going to be givin to you on a silver platter, only my fist you in your face, thats right fist face in yours fist in your face so piss off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My famous qout is to shoot to kill or dont shoot at all fucka!!!!I was raised to hate. When I was a kid I was taught to never cry and never love. I leaned to take pain by cutting myself and rubbing salt and lemons into my wounds just to become numb with pain. I was a volunteer self proclaimed "special forces" ground assault troop in desert Storm. I was kicked out for shooting more of my own troops than the enemy because they gave me "dirty looks" As much as I would like to participate in "operation Iraqi freedom" the army denied my return thos fuckers. I need a release from all of my frustration of not being able to kill random people at any given time so I play paintball. But sometimes on those cold lonly nights you can still hear me screaming in the night, a lonely bellow that can only be made out as "fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccck" Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts Newest / Music / Movies

My Interests

walkling the beach shootin the shit, and observing this fandangle game called beer pong, that i will have to try next time it is offered!!!!and i love hosting shingdiggs of my own and also going to them myself as well

I'd like to meet:

my maker!!!

Music:

Fuckin metal all the way!!!! so go fu*k your self!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Die Hard has to be ..1, Clint Eastwood the Good the Bad and the Ugly, Americal history X (you can get some egimication from this movie), Falling Down, the Last boyscout, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Cheech and chong, Jaws, Face Off, Office Space, Halfbaked, The Rock, the Godfather, Friday the 13th and anyother horror movie know to man,and bla bla bla and yadia yadia

Television:

Simpsons all the way the family guy king of the hill the Shield, Veva La Bam Jackass the Tom Green Show Ova There Recsue Me Monster car Garage and bal bal bla

Books:

Hustler, and swank

Heroes:


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