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m a r i a h !

mikedirntwhore

About Me



I am not original. I try to be a good person, but half of the time, I'm not very nice. My sarcastic vulgarity is a wonder. My favorite number is 69. Say "That's what she said." and make me giggle. I think that David Archuleta should have won American Idol. I am indeed a remarkable polygamist, and I intend to make Kevin Spacey mine. There is nothing I want more than a VW Bus 23 Window Microbus Transporter DeLuxe, preferably a '61 or '62. I have my friends; I don't need you and you don't deserve me. Impress me by having an intelligent conversation. Please don't be an idiot and ask where my add button is. Use the user shortcuts at the top of the page.

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Scheduleeeeee

2007-2008 Schedule A Days: 1. Math Analysis 3. English 5. Euro 7. PE/Health   B Days: 2. Drawing/Painting 4. Chemistry 6. Spanish III 8. Euro...
Posted by m a r i a h ! on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:34:00 PST

If Paris and Nicole Can Do It

December 27, 2006 If Paris and Nicole Can Do It   Dear You, How did it all come down to this? What a difference a summer can make. Do you, Can you, Remember when we were friends? There's been mi...
Posted by m a r i a h ! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:15:00 PST

Sweet Nicotine

Sweet Nicotine The phone sits and anticipate a ring Want nothing more than A little ring-a-ling From Nicotine My sweet Nicotine Sable hair and lustrous eyes Wanna get all dolled up Just to keep ...
Posted by m a r i a h ! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:24:00 PST

On The Winning Side

September 23, 2006 Come and dance with me in the rain Hold my hand, release the pain Flash floods always make for fast love The taste of envelopes on my lips Seal yours if that's all you have to say ...
Posted by m a r i a h ! on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:26:00 PST

How Supercilious Can You Be?

How Supercilious Can You Be? Two little teen hearts fluttering Holdin hands, just giggling As they walk up the down escalator Crashing into all the strangers You could say he was a "skater boy" She's ...
Posted by m a r i a h ! on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:16:00 PST

Ballad Of Love and Blood

  Ballad of Love and Blood He broke her heart He left her all alone Put her through pain Deep wounds unsown They found her dead Laying on the floor With her wrists slit She was nevermore In her...
Posted by m a r i a h ! on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:37:00 PST

Driving Like Drunks

July 3, 2006 Driving Like Drunks Dont you know that life is your vehicle? Then why are you driving like drunks? Stop crashing yourself into a brick wall   You complain that your life is so roug...
Posted by m a r i a h ! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:10:00 PST

True Love Is Sharing Eyeliner

June 27, 2006 Let me dress you to my desires True love is sharing eyeliner Let me kidnap you And get you a hot tattoo Dip your nails in black And well be rolling in the sack Run my fingers through y...
Posted by m a r i a h ! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:22:00 PST

Ragdoll

May 30, 2006 Ragdoll Just a torn and tattered rag doll Not a pretty porcelain face Your modern-day Raggedy Anne- Archist I want to cry out, it triumph, in defeat But my mouth is sewn shut Fraying bla...
Posted by m a r i a h ! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:15:00 PST

My Heartbeat Echoes Louder Than The Fucking Grand Canyon

May 24, 2006 My Heartbeat Echoes Louder Than The Fucking Grand Canyon Standing in the rain again On the outside looking in I keep knocking But the doors and windows are all locked Knocks to pounds an...
Posted by m a r i a h ! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:14:00 PST