Woman Over 50 |
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just afew reasons why:A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,'Wh...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:19:00 GMT |
The History Of The Middle Finger |
The History of the Middle FingerWell, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, w...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:59:00 GMT |
Check this out.... |
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we ca...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:45:00 GMT |
Who Is Jack Schitt? |
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, yo...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:35:00 GMT |
What Would You Do? |
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild stormy night, whenYou pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.2. An old f...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:17:00 GMT |
The Urologist Office |
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he not...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:50:00 GMT |
Carlin on aging |
George Carlin on age.(Absolutely Brilliant)IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOURLIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON....
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:13:00 GMT |
Judas Asparagus |
A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.
This is amazing and brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 15:05:00 GMT |
GAS |
"How many went to the beach this weekend? How many went to the mountains? How many just piled in the family car, sat in the driveway, and pretended you could actually afford gas to go somewhere?" --Ja...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:06:00 GMT |
Can you read these right the first time? |
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.2) The farm was used to produce produce.3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.4) We must polish&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:11:00 GMT |
