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About Me

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How is that not a culmination of everything I ever dreamed of? hahaha
$124 though. I need the pom pom with the bell in the middle too.
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I love to laugh. I'm a graduate of Arizona School of Massage Therapy and am a Massage Therapist at Rescue Massage Center in Redondo Beach. I am into pirates and rainbows. I'm gonna live on a beach with my cat and wear white, flow-y, gauzy dresses all the time, with like.. a flower in my hair or some hippie shit like that. I love overwhelmingly glorious writing... it makes me feel real. Photos of people caught in a "head thrown back" laugh are cool. I love cool invented words such as: punchasizing, starvinating, Mrazmerized. I love the rabbit lingo of Watership Down:"Pardon me, I need to go silflay Fu-InlÃ© and I'll have to walk to the store since I don't have a hrududu. Hopefully I won't encounter any elil, or worse, ZORN. That's right.... ZORN. That would be horrible." I also love spelling correctly, Nag Champa, Hawaiian Breeze Candle Scents by Glade. I like when children in the backseat of the car in front of me wave. I love that Old Navy ad where the girl freaks out about history: "History, it's so sequential!" I am that girl. "Thanks, first guy for writing history down!"I want to kiss in the rain. I love when people hold a cigarette in their first two fingers and a drink in the same hand with the remaining 3 fingers. It's so sexy for some reason. If you say "literally" often, I'll probably punch you. I'm not terrifically trendy. I plan on being an audience laugher someday. I stare at paintings for way too long. Someday I'll ocularly molest the Louvre. Oh yeah. I can't wait.
"Anything less than mad, passionate, extraordinary love is a waste of time.
There are too many mediocre things in the world, love shouldn't be one of them."
-- Dream for an Insomniac
"Some men see things as they are and say why.
I dream things that never were and say why not?"
-- George Bernard Shaw
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My Interests

[ INTERESTS ]
I love sloths and you can't stop me. Kelly Clarkson's ASS . The Goonies . cackling (that point where laughter becomes uncontrollable and you're just laughing at laughing, or maybe at your friend who is also uncontrollably laughing) . massaging . using "see also" whenever possible . yoga . Pilates . using "via" excessively . reading . overspending . being loud . daydreaming of Hawaii & Carlsbad, CA . shiny things . romping . the beach . words ending in "-tastic" . reorganizing . movies . singing along . road trips . dancing my ass off . doing things . quoting movies . worshiping the sun.
1. I enjoy
2. Listing things
3. In a vertical fashion
4. And numbering them.
Comedian Dane Cook . hot boys in baseball hats (see also: Dane Cook) . words . buy one get one free . pink lipgloss . freezing cold water . The 80s . butterflies . MAC
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I'd like to meet:

[ WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET ]
Light-hearted folks who aren't weighed down by problems.
Spontaneous, loving, funny, loud people who love life.
People who never cease to amaze me.
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You Belong in San Diego
Laid back and friendly, you were meant to live most of your life on the beach.
You usually think everything is "all good"... except when the weather dips under 60F.
You stay classy - especially when you're in Tijuana! Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?

Music:

[ MUSIC ]
Mostly JAZON MRAZ.
But also: Mariah . Red Hot Chili Peppers . 311 . frank sinatra . Garden State Soundtrack . old school metal . freedom rock . doo-wop . divas . stuff that I can sing or boogie to
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Movies:

[ MOVIES ]
THE GOONIES.
Best movie of all time. Don't even bother arguing with me about it because I'll uppercut your punk ass and you'll go airborne into a table on top of which a huge wedding (or perhaps a large bowl of fruit punch, preferably both) is sitting and you'll be covered in it and also break the table. Way to go, punk ass! Now get outta here! (Dane Cook 2005)
Everything else is number 2.
ANCHORMAN . Garden State . 12 and Holding . Peaceful Warrior . Celestine Prophecy . Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind . Dream for an Insomniac . The Matrix . Harry Potter series . So I Married an Axe Murderer . Good Will Hunting . Dazed & Confused . Fight Club . Reality Bites . Kill Bill . Pirates of the Carribean . Akeelah and the Bee . Spirited Away . 12 Monkeys . Clerks . Finding Nemo . The Bourne Supremacy . Seven . Shrek 1 & 2 . Shallow Hal . Quills . Hope Floats . Aladdin . Shawshank Redemption . Walk the Line . The Thing Called Love . Pay it Forward . Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas . Chasing Amy . Pixar's CARS . Final Destination . Underworld . Not Another Teen Movie . Can't Buy Me Love . Clue ("Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one.") . Dead Poets Society . Denis Leary's No Cure For Cancer . Footloose . Girls Just Want to Have Fun . Just One of the Guys . Labyrinth . The Neverending Story . The Outsiders . Pee Wee's Big Adventure . Princess Bride ("Inconceivable!") . Real Genius . The Sandlot . Sixteen Candles . Spaceballs . Stand by Me . Valley Gir . Weird Science . Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory . Xanadu (roller sk8ting like woah)
Pretty much any and all underdog stories: Remember the Titans . Rudy . Friday Night Lights . Seabiscuit...

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Television:

[ TELEVISION ]
Supernatural
(see blooper reel below it's lolz)
HEROES . Scrubs . Will & Grace . My Name is Earl . Family Guy . The Office . American Idol . I Love New York . Inferno 3
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Books:

[ BOOKS ]
Favorite book of all time:
"Way of the Peaceful Warrior" by Dan Millman
"Never judge a book by its movie."
-- J. W. Eagan
Other favorites:
The Secret [Rhonda Byrne]
Valley of the Dolls [Jacqueline Susann]
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn [Betty Smith]
Friday Night Lights [H.G. Bissinger]
The Secret Life of Bees [Sue Monk Kidd]
The Celestine Prophecy [James Redfield]
Thief of Always [Clive Barker]
To Kill a Mockingbird [Harper Lee]
Harry Potter series [J.K. Rowling]
The Death of Vishnu [Manil Suri]
The Power of Now [Eckhart Tolle]
Life of Pi [Yann Martel]
Pay it Forward [Catherine Ryan Hyde]
Tuesdays with Morrie [Mitch Albom]
The DaVinci Code [Dan Brown]
I also dig biographies.
"Read not to contradict and confute;
nor to believe and take for granted;
nor to find talk and discourse;
but to weigh and consider.
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed,
and some few to be chewed and digested:
that is, some books are to be read only in parts,
others to be read, but not curiously, and some few
to be read wholly, and with diligence and attention."
-- Francis Bacon
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Heroes:

[ HEROES ]
My mom.
Teachers and mothers.
People who've had a hard time and lived to tell and laugh about it.
People who've learned from their mistakes.
People who've been given a ridiculously hard set of circumstances and overcome them to thrive.
People who improve others' quality of life.
Me in 10 years. Is that horrible to say?

My Blog

By Popular Demand MARK WAHLBERG PICSPAM!!! squeee

I think I'm most attracted to him when he's:a) pissedb) smokingc) wetd) dirtye) shirtlessf) all of the aboveADDED BONUS... my icons. I'm anxious about posting my babies on the myspace web... but I gue...
Posted by Jfo on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:15:00 PST

A few of my favoritest youtubes

Turk does POISON by Bell Biv Devoe. REPLAY REPLAY REPLAYYYY!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------...
Posted by Jfo on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

Best thing ever.

Free hugs.I can't stop watching it.enjoy and much love!...
Posted by Jfo on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:53:00 PST

Dreamlife of Jfo McHalo

I used the dream dictionary on www.dreammoods.com(yeah, that was a play on a Mraz song called "Dreamlife of Rand McNally" didn't quite go over, but whatev.)My dream trilogyIt answered questions I hadn...
Posted by Jfo on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:09:00 PST

What would YOU do if you were a cardboard cut-out?

by Jason MrazHere are some other things i would do if I WERE a Cardboard Cutout....I'd run for President with Flat Stanley on my ticket, and then I'd be gay and marry Flat Stanley to help tear down ou...
Posted by Jfo on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:58:00 PST

I am going to teach you all about anatomy... and you're going to love it!

Okay, fine, only a few muscles, and only because it took me like. A THOUSAND years to type this shit out and it deserves to go somewhere besides my journal-journal.I have a mid-term coming for Injury ...
Posted by Jfo on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:20:00 PST

The Proposal Slash Answer Slash Disclaimer

THE ANSWER TO YOUR GETWASTED PROPOSAL NEXT WEDNESDAY IS: YES.Since midnight-oh-one that evening (ie: Thursday morn) will indeed be my birthday... I would like to make the following disclaimer: I ...
Posted by Jfo on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST

THE BUS.

Infinitely entertaining.I forgot to post about this, it happened a few days ago.This guy gets on and sits a few seats away from me. I have my headphones on, but can tell he's trying to impress this wo...
Posted by Jfo on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:51:00 PST

A bulletin so cool, I had to blog it.

More chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA,...
Posted by Jfo on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:51:00 PST

Bus-riding induced rantings of the philosophical and adjective laden variety

The best ideas come in the shower... and on the bus apparently. Then again... "best" is subjective, which reminds me of the philosophy/dissection/madnessness of Quality in Zen and the Art of Motorcycl...
Posted by Jfo on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST