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Oh, vomit. I hate writing bios. Here:I've been publishing horror fiction since 1998. Been a Bram Stoker Award nominee 1.5 times, and many of my short stories have been granted Honorable Mentions in the Year's Best Fantasy and Horror series. If you can't pronounce my name, call me "Bel."
I've been a dog groomer, an industrial painter, a runway model, a belt worker in a factory, a cigarette girl at a movie theater, an audio/visual technician, a Latin tutor, and a waitress, among other things. I've lived in the backwoods and on the streets. Now live (in a house) in the Deep South, prefer Jack, beer, and Marlboros, and inflict Hong Kong rap music on whomever comes in proximity. I live with *deep breath* two German Shepherds, two cats, one cockatiel, two screeching weasels, four video game consoles, many Asian ball-jointed dolls, and some hot-ass motherfucking firearms.
Bacon + fire + metal soundtrack + mechgeek = bliss.