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Oh, vomit. I hate writing bios. Here:I've been publishing horror fiction since 1998. Been a Bram Stoker Award nominee 1.5 times, and many of my short stories have been granted Honorable Mentions in the Year's Best Fantasy and Horror series. If you can't pronounce my name, call me "Bel."

I've been a dog groomer, an industrial painter, a runway model, a belt worker in a factory, a cigarette girl at a movie theater, an audio/visual technician, a Latin tutor, and a waitress, among other things. I've lived in the backwoods and on the streets. Now live (in a house) in the Deep South, prefer Jack, beer, and Marlboros, and inflict Hong Kong rap music on whomever comes in proximity. I live with *deep breath* two German Shepherds, two cats, one cockatiel, two screeching weasels, four video game consoles, many Asian ball-jointed dolls, and some hot-ass motherfucking firearms.

Bacon + fire + metal soundtrack + mechgeek = bliss.

My Blog

Doomsday: fucking wonderland.

DOOMSDAY is the best movie ever made in the history of movies.If I were laying in a field of clover at four ayem, torchlight waning, alcohol saturating my every cell, suffused with bliss, and someone ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 18:02:00 GMT

Dead But Dreaming

Told you I suck at Myspace. I've forgotten for WEEKS to mention that Dead But Dreaming has finally been re-released; the new edition is lovely. Even better, it won't cost you $300+ bucks on the coll...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:41:00 GMT

I suck at Myspace

Seriously, as I expected, me + Myspace = at fucking odds.  Why?  Because this shit is a networking site, and I don't like networking.More to the point, I don't like spam.  I don't like ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:34:00 GMT

Oh, my god. RIP, Disch.

I had no idea.  Disch killed himself.This is fucking awful.  He was a genius.  This is so goddamn awful.  I wish to fuck I'd gotten to meet him and tell him how much his work meant...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:34:00 GMT

Hi, yall.

Figured it was about time I went ahead and got a goddamn Myspace.  Don't expect me to use it much, clearly 9-year-olds have better Myspacing skillz than I do.  Also, I forget.Sucks for my in...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:18:00 GMT