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S † E V I L

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About Me


I'm the smartest dumbass the world has ever known. I have the strength of a hundred men. I used to eat sugar packets when I was little..now it's Equal. I can't spell for my life plus my handwritting sux. I quote movies obsessivly. like this... "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." Almost won the lottery once. Never worked at a fast food joint. used to smoke joints though.. then eat fast food later. White Castle baby bitch! Fat girls dig me. thanx for the love fatties... I live to make people laugh. I HATE rollercoasters but hate the people who love em even more. I almost died on Space Mountain when I was five thanks. I was in an Ecuadorian prison a while back. Listen to all kinds of music. I sleep in my oven! My hair falls out in clumps! I cry when I see a tree! And I burn symbols into my housepets with a curling iron! lol.. I'm a leg man but i'd prefer two. I curse all the time N'shit. I have a weird fear of aisles. i LOVE PEZ! I love cleaning my ears! Used to watch Thundercats and Voltron back in the 80's. Love muscle cars(Mustangs). Definitly not a morning person. STAR WARS is my oxygen!. I'm more into bars and lounges than over crowded clubs..but i'll move my hooves once in a blue. I'll enjoy a Jack and Coke every now and then. Never broke a bone in my body. Been an insomniac for about 8 years. Old people freak me out. I love to travel and take spontaneous trips solo. I've met celebrities but i never found Jesus.
That's me
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My Interests

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Books:

the da vinci code, farenheit 451, gods and generals, fear and loathing in las vegas, The Anarchist Cookbook, The Westies, the Shining, bob dylan and philosophy. Life Of Pi, Y: The Last Man, The Preacher, Pride of Baghdad, 30 Days of Night, American Gods, Coraline.


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My Blog

My girlfriend Zatanna

Don't know who she is? She's the backwards spell casting hottie from DC comics. And my girlfriend is dressing up as her for Halloween. God I'm LUCKY! Check her out in her first appearance on Batman th...
Posted by S E V I L on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:20:00 PST

Squiggly line

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.Are you shy, squiggly line?Why only when I ignore you, do you retu...
Posted by S E V I L on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:13:00 PST

My Halloween Costume

I have the claws and the jacket. I'll have a cigar and the hair style too. I got this costume from a video game version of Wolverine. It's easy to make and the end result is sweet! I'll post more imag...
Posted by S E V I L on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:42:00 PST

Attention Wes Anderson fans!

He has a new movie out. Who wants to see this with me? ...
Posted by S E V I L on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:50:00 PST

Whats new with me...

Well let's see..I've been working at a bank for almost 6 months now, working a 7-4 shift. It's nothing special..but it pays the rent. Speaking of rent. I moved out of my old place of 26 years and move...
Posted by S E V I L on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:09:00 PST

David Joshua

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Posted by S E V I L on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:21:00 PST

Jesus Christ!!!

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?closed.2. Do you ever take the shampoos and soaps from hotel rooms?C'mon man..that's something my grandma would do. Yeah I take the freakin' thing...
Posted by S E V I L on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:23:00 PST

BAD KNISH

For those of you who don't know what the fuck a Knish is...A knish is an Eastern European snack food popular in Jewish communities. A knish consists of a filling covered with dough that is either bake...
Posted by S E V I L on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:00:00 PST

Blood Red Summer

I watch this music video on my psp every morning on my way to work. I love it! ...
Posted by S E V I L on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:21:00 PST

Goodbye and good riddance, 2006!

My motto in life is to always outdo the previous year. This year passed and I failed to accomplish that. I was completely aware of what needed to be done, but just couldn't find the strength to do it....
Posted by S E V I L on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:57:00 PST