Fighting, sitting down and sitting down whilst fighting.
No one. I would very much not like to meet Nigel Slater and/or Ben Elton.
I listen to lots of stuff. At the moment I am in/working on a 2 piece band 'When Things That Should Be Dry Get Wet'. Although it's not exactly off the ground yet due to technical difficulties.
BAMBI II!?! "Pocahontas 2-Journey to a New World" is my favourite over and above all the movies ever made. It is a true classic. Other than that: The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Spirited Away, Delicatessan, Napoleon Dynamite, Donnie Darko, In The Mood For Love, Rushmoore, Help I'm A Fish, Seven Samurai, In The Realms Of The Unreal, Kill Your Idols, Two Or Three Things I Know About Her, The Cat Returns, Audition, Lost In Translation, Me, You And Everyone We Know, Little Otik, Alice, The Land Before Time, The Land Before Time II, The Land Before Time III, The Land Before Time IV, The Land Before Time V, The Land Before Time VI, The Land Before Time VII, The Land Before Time VIII, The Land Before Time IX, The Land Before Time X, The Land Before Time XI and lots more. Should I have done that alphabetically?
I hate all of it apart from 'The Planet's Funniest Animals'. I saw it the other day and there was this bit where a dog was urinating; it was amazing. Then there was a montage of animal sedations gone wrong set to some kind of circus music, and then there's that guy! Wow he is really cool, he makes those animals look so bloody stupid: "Let's take a look at some more clips, and make sure to watch out for that electric fence!". I wish I was him, then I could see what happens before and after the clips which could possibly be even more hilarious than the clips themselves ... but no, I don't want anyone to think that I am suggesting individual clips should be longer and I am not being critical of the show in fact I think it is just perfect as it is and I wouldn't change it for the world. Maybe we could see these extended clips on a special DVD release so the current, and great format, of the show would not have to be altered and therefore sullied. I would love to find 'The Planet's Funniest Animals Extended Clips and Bloopers' in my stocking on Christmas morning, even though I am certain I would have not been able to contain myself and already would have gone out and purchased it by this time. In fact I'm sure I would have watched it so much by Christmas that both the DVD and the DVD player itself would have worn out, hence I would also be needing a new DVD player. This would be especially true with the addition of bloopers. It would be so great seeing that guy mess up his lines and laughing at himself whilst displaying both his outstanding charisma and modesty by way of self-deprecation. The crew would laugh too, admiring him, they are his friends and not just colleagues like on other shows. The director would tell him to have a second take, and a third, and so on, never getting tired or weary as every take is another wonderful moment spent with such valuable people. He hopes the presenter will never get it right so that he will never go home: spending an eternity working on the show and laughing happily; not once missing his wife and children. Yes, I laugh with them too, I love the show and hope it will never end. I pray to God every day that the presenter of 'The Planet's Funniest Animals' does not die in a terrible and freak accident and that if he must may it please be animal related. What a great guy, what a great show. Also I love the 'Clover' adverts. I get extremely emotional when spreading clover spread. The feeling varies greatly depending on what i am spreading it. When spreading it on my face I often feel a tinge of sadness. I won't start on why as I need to leave this computer at some point today in order to make sure i get my daily viewing dosage without which I would be nothing more than a shadow in the darkest night.
Yeah, books.