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Melanie

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THE BLACK HEART OF HEAVY METAL BURNS IN FINLAND WHERE IT PUMPS ITS FILTHY ICHOR ACROSS THE GLOBE IN RIVERS OF TASTINESS!!

Music:

I like music that HATES music.

Movies:

"A movie with too much music is like a movie with too much nudity."

Television:

I like shows about privileged teenagers that attend elite private schools in New York City.

Books:

Just finished Restless-William Boyd-ok. Now reading, Naguib Mahfouz-shorts.

My Blog

Cara get yer cuz outta the band!

This weekend at Target I bought one of those adapters so that you can listen to your IPOD in your vehicle.  On my way to work this morning, Snoop's Serial Killa came up on the shuffle.  ...
Posted by Melanie on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:02:00 PST

Cara goes to Cohuila (pronounced Co-whee-la)

1)Aguascalientes 2)Baja California 3)Baja California Sur 4)Chiapas 5)Colima 6)Cohuila 7)Chihuahua 8)Campeche 9)Durango 10)Guerrero 11)Guanajuate 12)Mexico 13)Puebla 14)Michoacan 15) Morelos 16)Oaxaca ...
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:20:00 PST

Cara goes to the dentist

I am going to the dentist today at 2:00.  I would prefer if going to the dentist was a lot like going to a hardcore metal show, a show where tequila comes out of the bathroom fauce...
Posted by Melanie on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:06:00 PST

Cara and sexy magazines

I came home and wrote a letter to Giantess magazine, an erotic magazine about gals who grow to gigantic proportions.  I included a story I had written several years ago.  I don't happen to h...
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:40:00 PST

Rodents of unusual size and Jimmy Carter.

Courtney recently asked me and Jennie what we thought of J Carter.  I spoke of peanuts and Georgia and happier times. Jen however, found this: Dear Cecil: What's the straight dope on Jimmy C...
Posted by Melanie on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST

In dreams

I had a python living in my heat vent in my dreams last night. Then Pete Postlethwaite was threatening me because Kate owed him 10k and he was going to burn down our new home. Suddenly, I was having s...
Posted by Melanie on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

Cara likes boats.

I was sick for a couple days this past week.  Thursday and Friday.  Friday night I get a drunken phone call that we are going to out on our friends boat the next day.  I love boating.&n...
Posted by Melanie on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST

Rob reviews Reid

The careers of Stephen Dorff, Christian Slater, and Tara Reid officially ended with the making of "Alone in the Dark." The lighting was on par with local attorney and car dealer TV ads, and the CGI de...
Posted by Melanie on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:05:00 PST

Cara tastes fishy.

This morning I was out enjoying a delicious plate of sushi as I do 2 or 3 times a week. I ordered the sashimi plate and the surprise star of the assortment was the mackerel. It was delightful. I had o...
Posted by Melanie on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:02:00 PST

Cara goes to the Canary Islands

At the gym last night this woman was explaining to random strangers around her that she had just gotten married.  Then she told us that she was at the gym to tone her buttocks and thighs so that ...
Posted by Melanie on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:21:00 PST