Name: Dan
Birthdate: 23.03.88
Birthplace: Mount Shakalakalaka
Current Location: nowhere
Eye Color: orange
Hair Color: green
Height: 12foot
Weight: 19stone
Piercings: three gooch studs
Tatoos: NAZI written on my forehead
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: what does a shemale come under?
Overused Phraze: u fucking? (what? helps weed out the frigid ho's)
FAVORITES
Food: minge
Candy: minge balls
Number: 13
Color: its spelt COLOUR!!!
Animal: Hunch-back
Drink: piss
Alcohol Drink: vodka and piss
Bagel: cinamin are the best to kill an unsuspecting victim
Letter: um... 3?
Body Part on Opposite sex: left eyebrow
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: cocaine
McDonalds or BurgerKing: kfc
Strawberry or Watermelon: kiwi
Hot tea or Ice tea: death to the maker of this quiz!!!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla they shall be crucified
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: covered in naptha and burnt alive whilst i run around screaming ''what are you waiting for!!''
Kiss or Hug: stab
Dog or Cat: doggy over pussy anyday
Rap or Punk: Funk
Summer or Winter: spring
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary movies are funny movies u penis
Love or Money: money obviously, can't pay for drugs with love... well i suppose u could but i aint...
YOUR...
Bedtime: sleepings for pussys
Most Missed Memory: missed memory? what sort of stupid ass mother fucker wrote this damn survey
Best phyiscal feature: my eyes, see how they sparkle
First Thought Waking Up: kill!
Goal for this year: kill!
Best Friends: michael jackson and trisha
Weakness: kryptonite
Fears: getting blood all over my shoes
Heritage: halk german, half spanish, half irish, half mexican, half argentian and three quaters iranian
Longest relationship: three seconds
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: oh golly no... alcohol is wrong
Ever Smoked: oh golly gosh no... weed is the devil
Pot: for my flowers? why thank you they need replanting
Ever been Drunk: me? jeepers mister... im not that kind of gal
Ever been beaten up: nope, im ard
Ever beaten someone up: nope, im a poof
Ever Shoplifted: does child abduction from a shop count?
Ever Skinny Dipped: no im too fat
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: im telling the bishop on you!
Been Dumped Lately: yeah right
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: white
Favorite Hair Color: white
Short or Long: white
Height: white
Style: white
Looks or Personality: white
Hot or Cute white
Drugs and Alcohol: rohypnol and vodka
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny enough to fit in the trunk of my car
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: billions
What country do you want to Visit: Iran
How do you want to Die: turned into a pillar of salt and eaten with chips and beans
Been to the Mall Lately: terrorism count?
Do you like Thunderstorms: does george michael like dogging?
Get along with your Parents: aye
Health Freak: well i dont eat fast food but i dont eat anything really
Do you think your Attractive: meh
Believe in Yourself: meh
Want to go to College: been, im better than you
Do you Smoke: like a chinese prostitute
Do you Drink: no, im teetotal... excluding cherry brandy, vodka, anything red or blue and occasionally wine
Shower Daily: twice, aint i a good un
Been in Love: im going to answer no
Do you Sing: well im not a fucking mute
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: yes three identical japanese triplets called Ting Ping and Ming
Have your future kids names planned out:
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: bit late for that
Hate anyone: everyone
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