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Wade Sizzle

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About Me

Oh dude, I'll totally tell you about me. Shit, me, I'm fuckin' incredible. That's really the only adjective to describe myself. People can't even comprehend the level of holy shitness I bring to the table. One time, I was talking to this guy, and he literally shit his pants due to his bowels not being able to handle the fortitude of my awesomeness. And don't even get me started about women. They can't stay away. I had to beat one girl to death because she was so obsessed with my manhood. The cops were cool with it though. They said although there was no legal defense for killing a woman for that kind of thing, they just couldn't find it in themselves to arrest me. So they sprinkled some crack all over her, and said she beat herself to death. Although I could go on for eternity about my adventures in my superiorednessicityism, the dream isn't going to live itself. So go out there and be somebody. Except me, do not try to be me. It'll never work. I barely get away with it.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Comedy, Music, Movies, Whiffle ball, Hangin' around with my friends, which due to geography has become very difficult, Halo 3, Sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball). Florida Gators for life.

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Izzard, Dave Chappelle, Robin Williams, Edward Norton, Paul Giamatti, Steve Buscemi, Jim Carrey, David Cross, Jack Nicholson, Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd, Bruce Willis, Bill Murray, John Cusack, Jack Black, Kevin Smith, Ryan Reynolds, Al Pacino, Will Sasso, Jermaine Clements, Bret Mckenzie, Patton Oswald, Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins, Johnny Depp, Kevin Spacey, Tom Hanks, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Mel Gibson, Sacha Baron Cohen, Dave Attel, Will Ferrell. And anyone else who is interesting, funny, and overall sweet that I will never hear about.

Music:

2PAC, 50 Cent, A.F.I., The Academy Is..., All-American Rejects, Amber Pacific, Angels And Airwaves, A New Found Glory, A Perfect Circle, Alkaline Trio, TheAudition, Barenaked Ladies, Beastie Boys, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Blue October, Bowling For Soup, Breaking Benjamin, Cartel, Coheed & Cambria, Cold, D12, Emery, Eminem, Eve 6, Everclear, Fall Out Boy, Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Incubus, Insane Clown Posse(only the Great Milenko), Interpol, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Eat World, Kill Bosby, Linkin Park, Ludacris, Motion City Soundtrack, Mudvayne, My Chemical Romance, Our Lady Peace, Panic! At The Disco, Plus44, Papa Roach, Rage Against The Machine, Relient K, Rise Against, Saosin, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Slim Thug, Story of The Year, TBS, Tenacious D, Yellowcard, Sugarcult, Staind, Seether, Stonesour, Sum 41, Rufio, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Underoath, Unwritten Law, The Used, Weezer, And Some More.

Movies:

damn, the list is enourmous. 300, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Aladdin, all the American Pie's, Accepted, Ace Ventura, Austin Powers (all of them), BASEketball, Batman 1 2, Big Daddy, Borat, Braveheart (Irish Steve Forever), Boondock Saints, Bubble Boy, Cheats, Clerks II, Commando, The Crow, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo, Die Hard 1 & With a vengeance, Dirty Work, Ernest Scared Stupid, Face/off, Stewie-the untold story, Fifth Element, Forrest Gump, Ghost Busters, Goonies, The Guyver, Half Baked, Happy Gilmore, Highlander, Hook, All the Indiana Jones', Jackass: The Movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Joe Dirt, Liar Liar, Lord of the Rings, Lost And Found, The Mask, The Matrix, Major League, The Mummy, Not Another Teen Movie, Office Space, Orgazmo, Pleasantville, Predator, Ricky Bobby: Talldega Nights, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Saving Silverman, Saving Private Ryan, Rocky I & IV, South Park, The Shawshank Redemption(One of The Best Movies Of All Time), Sin City, Speed, Gladiator, The Shadow, Spiderman I & II, Team America: World Police, The Substitute, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I & II, Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny Terminator 2, Tommy Boy, V For Vendetta, The Waterboy, Wayne's World, The Wedding Singer, Wedding Crashers, X-Men I & II & III, Zoolander.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Best Week Ever, Chappelle Show, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Family Guy, Law and Order: SVU, The Office, PTI, Mad TV, Reno 911, Sealab 2021, Simpsons, SNL, South Park.

Books:

The Hobbit, Ender's Game, How I learned to Fly, The Stand, Jurassic Park, and Misery.

Heroes:

Jack Black, Irish Steve, and Derek Powell.

My Blog

Nothing in particular

I don't want to be a philosophizer, but have you ever just stopped and wondered about your significance to the world.  I'm not trying to sound like you don't matter.  But sometimes I ju...
Posted by Wade Sizzle on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:48:00 PST

L.O.V.E.

As some of you know, I don't believe in love.  I know what you're thinking, just stop and read.  I believe in special relationships with people.  I think love is a made up word to descr...
Posted by Wade Sizzle on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:12:00 PST

Take a sec

Maybe i'm just talkin out my ass, but seriously, the next time you look at the sky, try to put perspective on your life.  Think how insignificant your problems are.  There aren't too many th...
Posted by Wade Sizzle on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 02:37:00 PST