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The Captain

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kyle Lee Underwood
Birthday: 2/2/87
Birthplace: St. Petersburg, FL
Current Location: Lynn Haven
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: dirty blond
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Russian, Irish, German, Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: i am superman, take a guess
Your Fears: going through life alone and rabid spider monkeys
Your Perfect Pizza: Any pizza, pizza is the DA BOMB
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: do well in school and stay alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: how-d
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who took my pants?
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair, it shines with the light from within it, cant you see?
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: graduation day
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: single or group depending on the situation
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: both rock
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: smoking is for the weak
Do you Swear: i try not to at all, but at times it is like a first language for me.
Do you Sing: all the time, and well i might add
Do you Shower Daily: usually, but not always
Have you Been in Love: look behind you, an eagle. *sneaks away and avoids answering*
Do you want to go to College: i am currently in college
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in life and love, baby
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: finally i look as pretty as i feel
Are you a Health Freak: totally, i have lost so much weight the fat could feed a small country like China for example. No not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do, they help me get to sleep. They are calming like zen
Do you play an Instrument: i try but i suck at all of them, my mouth is my most useful and dexterous intrument,
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drug are for Suckas, i own like 5 different DARE shirts.Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: alot, Like O my gosh the shoes they are amazing
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not in one sitting
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i hate fish and they hate me, that is why i torture them when i catch them, muhaha
In the past month have you been on Stage: all the world is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yep, in my bath tub in my dreams.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only a girls heart.
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: i didnt know my spieces of neanderthal could be teases.
Ever been Beaten up: i am the one usually doing the beating up
Ever Shoplifted: not that i can remember
How do you want to Die: in a firey explosion or some other dramatic and ultra cool way
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dont ever want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland, where i would rule with an iron fist and make our american style of football the national sport
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any, depends on girl
Short or Long Hair: i dunno
Height: shorter than me would be nice
Weight: MUST weight less than me. Im sorry that is just how i roll.
Best Clothing Style: original
Number of Drugs I have taken: define drugs
Number of CDs I own: to many to count
Number of Piercings: 0, cause if i had any they would be ripped from my head by my father
Number of Tattoos: plan on getting 3 or 4 maybe i dunno.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: To many


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
66%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com :
You are Superman Superman 85% Spider-Man 85% Green Lantern 75% Robin 70% Supergirl 62% Iron Man 55% The Flash 50% Catwoman 50% Batman 45% Wonder Woman 42% Hulk 35% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quizYour Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 72% Apocalypse 69% Dr. Doom 69% Lex Luthor 66% Magneto 63% Juggernaut 59% Riddler 58% Venom 54% Mr. Freeze 52% Kingpin 50% Dark Phoenix 49% Poison Ivy 47% Two-Face 43% Catwoman 36% Green Goblin 31% Mystique 27% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have low conscientiousness.
Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously.
Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions.
Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test

My Interests

Weightlifting, playing pool, bowling. Baseball. soccer, The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Nascar, sleep, talking, being a clown, Televison, trying to learn other languages, Reading, Books, video games (Halo), trying to learn instruments, cartooning, music, movies, messing around on the good old computer. My AIM is dying bassist.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet my future self! And Dr. Phil to show him this.
Your EQ is
153 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Music:

Led Zeppellin, Rolling stones, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Barenaked Ladies, R.E.M, They Might Be Giants, Kings of Leon, Black Flag, A Perfect Circle, Weird Al Yankovic, The Fratellis, Incubus, Green Day, Less than Jake, Jonathan Coulton, Sublime, The Beatles, Tool, The Killers, Arctic Monkeys, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Who, The Aquabats, The Police, The Clash, The Doors, Ronnie James Dio Stevie Ray Vaughn, Weezer, Stephen Lynch, Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Lynard Skynard, Metallica, Primus, Live, Neil Young, Pearl Jam (Greatest Band in the WORLD), Cream, Red Hot Chilipeppers, Rush, Matchbox Twenty, Eric Clapton, Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters, Blink 182, Sublime, Black Sabbath, Creed, Iron Maiden, Soundgarden, Ted Nugent, Muse, Ozzy Osbourne, Tenacious D, The Kinks, Guns and Roses, The Yardbirds, U2, Classical artists like Bach and Mozart, Snow Patrol, Alice in Chains, and Van Halen among others

Movies:

The Indiana Jones Movies, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Professional, Gladiator, The Big Lebowski, The Insider, The Incredible Hulk, Into the Wild, Ironman, American Beauty, Jaws, The Great Dictator, The Secret Window, Nacho Libre, Galaxy Quest, Juno, A Scanner Darkly, Bladerunner, Fight Club, Super Troopers, Beerfest, L.A Confidental, American History X, A Beautiful Mind, Little Miss Sunshine, Borat, Superbad, Talladega Nights, 300, DieHard, Braveheart, The Man with No Name Trilogy, All of the Harry Potter Movies, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Clerks, History of the World part 1, Mr. Nice Guy, The Prestige, All Starwars movie, The Prestige, All Austin Powers movie, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Waiting, Boondock Saint, Robin Hood men in tights, Spaceballs. Dr. No, Goldfinger, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and RV

Television:

Family Guy, UFC, Dirty Jobs, Simpsons, Football, Code Monkeys, Robot Chicken, The Flight of the Concords, Cops, Most Evil, Monster Quest, Kenny vs Spenny, Venture Bro, Oblongs, Man Vs Wild, Baseball, Sportcenter, Old Saturday Night Live (old SNL with Chris Farley and Adam Sandler),Scrubs, Lil Bush, American Idol, Scrubs, Top Chef, NASCAR, Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, King of the Hill and That 70's Show, and Most extreme elimination challenge, Southpark, The History Channel, Animal planet, Discovery channel, Unsolved mysteries.

Books:

Guiness book of world records, The Lord of the Rings series, The Time Machine, War of the Worlds, Comic Books, The Illiad, Regeneration, Memento, Michael Savage Books and Harry Potter Books. I also like a wide variety of Dummies guides.

Heroes:

Batman, Aquaman, Bret Farve, Chris Cornell, Jonathan Coulton, Mel Gibson, Tony Stark, Bruce Campbell, Martian Manhunter, the guy who invented pizza, John Lennon, my parents above all else, My Loving Binky who i Wuv, Eddie Vedder, and God and Jesus

My Blog

I Love good lyrics, welcome to the future

"Light Years"i've used hammers made out of woodi have played games with pieces and rulesi undeciphered tricks at the barbut now you're gone, i haven't figured out whyi've come up with riddles and joke...
Posted by The Captain on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:08:00 PST

Update on Me

Hello every! Just to let everyone know i am still alive. I am just having my computer fix and defragged and all that jazz by my gal Brandy. My computer is in crappy shape but is geting better. She is ...
Posted by The Captain on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:57:00 PST

I wish.......

I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go offI wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived onI wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung onThe christmas tree, I wish I was the star that wen...
Posted by The Captain on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:28:00 PST