notjake.

I am known as the guy that cuts corners. Most people need to take me with a grain of salt and a bit of lemon. I use to be a person to analyse an event and try to pick meanings out of nuances in peoples conversation, but that is an uneventful path that leads to me being paranoid and confused about what the person is actually talking about. These days I am just happy go lucky, whatever goes sorta person riding the wave of pop culture and not knowing how to swim.
Currently I am dealing with the life after school dilemma, which so far isn't so bad, but this escapade of turning night into day cant go on forever, and I don't have much of a game plan for the rest of my life so I guess ill stay on this Titanic until it sinks and then who knows, I might just end up a garbage man. I have this uncanny knack for things just turning out for the best, like things just working for me. its really strange and I fear that if I use up this freaky ability or mention it to much it might run out, but never the less it is still going strong, here I come garbage man!
Now your not asking for this babble but your sure as hell reading it, and this may possibly be the lamest three paragraphs I have ever written(typed) while eating a cheese, tomato and ham sandwich, but none the less what your reading is going to be the key source of information for you to form an initial opinion of who i am, don't. People can be anyone on the Internet i am Jake but not really.
Don't clap, I'm not a fucking jazz band.
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