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About Me

A brief summation on Heather: I am Heather. Thats really the best way to put it. I love my family, my friends (most of the time LOL), my turtles, toad and cat. I'm currently in college majoring in Psych. I dig movies and music, writing, reading, snowmobiling and boating. LOVE chinese food and cheese. I like saving turtles and looking at art. Photography rocks but my camera sucks. I like Pin up art and of course Bettie Page. I'm a little quirky (we call them Heather things) I like to make up nicknames for things (like crab rockets) and I insist the towels all be folded one precise way. I love to watch Ashlee Irish Dance and listen to Syeira laugh. I don't like liars or people who aren't real. Chicks that pancake the makeup on piss me off, thats just gross. Guys who think all women are like their psychotic ex piss me off. I like cutting loose and having fun at home, a friends house or out and about. I have a husband so I'm not looking to score here, just here to make friends and reconnect with all my old ones (HOLY CRAP there's a lot of you on here!!). I think dead flowers are more beautiful than live ones, i like pink and black (but I don't like pink alone, MUST have black with it), I think the best goal to have in life is to be a genuine good person, I like fixing trains (yes real ones, not models) and I like being in college. I love thrift stores, torrid and old navy I'm not too fond of walmart or banana republic. I dig oriental decor, tattoo's and txt messaging. I like Holly Hobbie and all the other throw back stuff from when I was a kid. I am opposed to animal cruelty and crappy people. I firmly believe in karma. I love symbolism and honoring ppl's memory. I hate ignorance. OK thats enough of all that. If you've read this far I applaud you! BREAK FOR A COUPLE FAVORITE QUOTES:::: "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream. And he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether or not they were enjoying it. ~Douglas Adams: Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy" "An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do" -Dylan Thomas (poet). "You can get Lasik to fix your eyes, cochlear implaints to fix your ears, BUT YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!"-Ron White (comedian) "Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls..." -Tourettesguy (insane web personality) "Try to remember that the world is so wide, full of all kinds of people with their own trains to ride. Just stay true to yourself as you travel your track, with no second-guessing and no looking back." - Craig Dorfman (From "I knew you could"- 1 of my daughters fav. books) "You get them riled up & they're like a bunch of fucking cowboys, like John Wayne on acid!" -Ash Wednesday
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Finally breaking after all these years of being hounded by Miss Piggy, Kermit the Frog just couldn't take it any longer. Sadly he committed suicide today by throwing himself down my office stairs...we will mourn him deeply.


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I'd like to meet:

Maya Angelou Alberto Vargas Aphrodite Stephen King Bettie Page Dr. Daniel Jackson Mia Tyler B.F. Skinner Anyone who has something worthwhile to say, I love opinionated people as long as you love that I'm one too! Give it to me but know that I'll give it back. Open minded, honest, good people. I have no time for psychotic lying pieces of poo. People that read blogs cuz I love hearing what ya'll have to say. People that write blogs cuz I love reading what ya'll have to say. "

Music:

Pink, Metallica, Johnny Cash, Charlie Daniels, Kelly Clarkson, Celtic Women, Panic! at the Disco. Pretty much I love anything so its way easier to say what I hate: John Mayer, DMB, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Beyonce

Movies:

I'm a big IFC fan: try it some time you might be pleasantly surprised. Toy Soldiers, dirty dancing, Napoleon Dynamite, The Ice Harvest, American Haunting & pretty much anything that has blood, gore or parts that startle me.

Television:

STARGATE SG-1 & ATLANTIS Nip/Tuck ER House CSI: MIAMI Your results:
You are Daniel Jackson Daniel Jackson 74% Jack O'Neill 66% Thor 54% General Hammond 45% A Goa'uld 33% Samantha Carter 32% Teal'c 32% Dr. Frasier 25% You are sensitive to the needs of
others and are a good communicator.
You always stand up for the little guy.
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Books:

Dean Koontz, Anne Rice, Stephen King, John Jakes, James Patterson, Maya Angelou and the Poky Little Puppy and Friends golden books! Oh yeah and every woman should read IN THE TIME OF THE BUTTERFLIES

Heroes:

My Uncle Steve; he deserved more than what this life gave him and he never once asked why me. I am the person that I am because he showed me how to be true to myself and that being a good person was worth anything at the end of the day. He was my Uncle by blood but my father by love.

My Blog

What is wrong with women today?

OK so lately I've been noticing an abundance of cheating. It seems to be every where, I'm not even sure I know any one who hasnt been cheated on. It's on TV, radio, all over the damn place. So here's ...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST

are you kidding me?

OK So does anyone think its nasty to have your new boyfriend (about a month or so) share a bed with you and your kid? I kinda do. well, not kinda I really do. What the hell is that? Kids need their o...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST

parenting, explanations of what I thought was obvious

I have quite a few friends whose ex's are really pieces of shit. And I'm willing to bet that they would be overjoyed if their ex's stepped up and put forth an effort to be a good dad. If they tried to...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:33:00 PST

Dear in-signifigant other

I know you still think everything's wonderful. I know new love is spectacular. But this particular love is individual suicide. One day probably soon you will wake up and realize that story you were to...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:19:00 PST

THIS JUST IN!!!!! COURT ORDERS ARE MEANINGLESS AND CAN BE DISREGARDED!!!

WOO HOOO Isn't that an awesome newsflash?? Appearantly it's ok to violate court orders when ever you deem it ok. Judges don't hand them down for any particular reason, the laws are there just for peop...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:37:00 PST

I'm a faerie!!

What type of mythical creature are you? You are a Faerie. You love to look on the bright side of life and hate it when people try to put others down. You love helping people and animals in a...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:50:00 PST

OH MY WORD!!! A transgender teacher!

So I'm at GCC tonight for dance class and a parents meeting and I pass the Daily News machine. Headline- "Some, but not all, requests for transfer out of transgender teacher's class granted." So I bou...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:49:00 PST

Ode to toxicity...

tiresome, loathesome and pointless predictable patheticness sociopathic projection Wanna be upscale twisted reality ignorant abusive awfulness   ~~~Don't ask just a fun little exercise in adjecti...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:32:00 PST

My 2 myspace pet peeves

OK I suppose with every addiction there are things you can't stand. Here's what I can't stand on myspace: 1) People who's entire page is filled with typo's. EVERYONE HAS SPELL CHECKER and we learn to ...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:25:00 PST

dig the ignorance

Some people should not talk about things that they really don't know any thing about. That drives me insane. A certain blogger thinks he knows whats up but has no idea. If you don't know what you are ...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:52:00 PST