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bill chambers

About Me



i'm a conniving sociopath.

rude, self-centered, full of shit, etc

i'm also a nascent stand up comedian.

but don't assume i'm an obnoxious, immature asshole because i do stand up.

it's just a coincidence.

Turn ons:
sexual arousal, fernwood 2nite

Turn offs:
poetry, ska music

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"black metal" fans.
black "metal fans."

My Blog

peter cetera, et cetera

i recently started getting really into the band chicago. i never really thought about them much, even though the music of chicago has been a peripheral omnipresence in my life since the dawn of mtv. ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:37:00 GMT

my new favorite commercial

$2 boxes of pasta are apparently very romantic.i don't understand why someone in the heartland of italy would choose supermarket pasta over the authentic local cuisine options, but maybe it'...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:49:00 GMT

obscure international symbols

while taking a stroll through my quaint brooklyn neighborhood this afternoon, i happened upon these two signs: i wonder if they created those symbols as a reaction to some non-english speaki...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:29:00 GMT

sammy hagar still sounds like an asshole

john mccain has been using "right now" by van halen as his campaign song. apparently he never got permission, and van halen told him to stop using the song, making a point to state that they do not ...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:36:00 GMT

you learn something new every day

the other night, as i passed two MTA workers on the street, i overheard a wonderful piece of their conversation.older italian guy:'it's a fetish.'younger foreign guy:'fet-ish?'italian:'yeah, a fetish....
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:15:00 GMT

but the suburbs have no charms

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: bill chambersDate: Aug 11, 2008 4:39 AMcool, let me know.off the subject, but you don't like rush, right?----------------- Original Message --...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:21:00 GMT

w.w.j.f.d.

this is a subway ad for a new book called "the shack"finally, an interpretation of god that fits my uneducated, self-centered world view.finally, i can adjust god to serve my behavioral flaws, rather ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:42:00 GMT

train of souls

when watching "classic" episodes of soul train, i find myself wondering how many of those teenage dancers are now dead, and also how they died.as the camera pans across the studio, i pick them out.dea...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:07:00 GMT

racist poser

this guy is clearly just trying to impress or shock his friends.a true practicing racist wouldn't draw the swastika backwards.also, what does the swastika have to do with the comment?maybe a backwards...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:50:00 GMT

my favorite myspace profile ever

peter
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:39:00 GMT