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Uncle Teddy Bear

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I am a funny, energetic and awesome person, with just a teeny hint of predatory tendencies. Hehe! Oh yea and people like ME more than YOU! Deal with it ho. Also, I like wieners in my bum. :) <3

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You're children, preferably boys.

My Blog

Therapy and Poem

I just got back from my therapy session. That's right, I have early morning therapy DON'T JUDGE ME. The therapist suggested poetry as a healthy outlet for my urges... I decided to share my poem with y...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 03:30:00 GMT

It Puts The Lotion On The Foreskin

Dear MySpace,Yesterday, my trusty smuggling van got a little beat up. You know, the big white one, with no windows in the back "seats." Anyway, some psycho, she-devil started to hit it with the stroll...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:13:00 GMT