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Joseph½Joey

Ven in Milk!

About Me


Alias' over time:
- "Joe" (techinically not a nickname but -1 syllable)
- "JoeJoe" (back in the day w/ Lauren)
- "JoeJoe Potato" (a variant of JoeJoe + Potato given by Megan Walvatne)
- "Sergeant 'Wally' Wallace" (given by SCS crew)
- "Ngoc NNNNNsok" pronounced "knock-oon-soak" (given by SCS crew; we were thinking of _______ names to piss each other off and laugh about it.)
- "Agent Guinea Pig" (reminded by Kim and given by J-Krew)
- "Joey" (Official second natured name; given by Amanda in 8th grade)
- "Pokey" (given by Sam Jones in 8th grade; she was one of my first friends when i moved there.)
- "Scalp Boy" (given by Angelina Nockai; when i put my spikes up, you can kinda see my scalp)
- "Marth" (given by Daniel Piccirillo; after seeing how I play as Marth apparently)
- "Da Baby" (given by Ashton; I was the youngest in Ars Nova during Sophomore year. i liked that year...cept for that time we didnt get to go to Seattle i think. Name is often varianted because of the hoodie i have with marks that i was supposed to use but didnt. "I'm blue, Da Ba Be Da Ba By?")
- Lil Joey (given by Mark; not frequently used)
- "Numbah 69: Special Ops" (given by Kim + Zed + Mark on crap mutual agreement they made but i agreed anyway cuz its cool.)
- "Greed" (given by Kim, Mike, Jennie, and Nicole; We were nicknamed after the Seven Deadly Sins because Mike and Kim were inspired by Full Metal Alchemist and saw most of us have the same personas as them but NOT completely epitomizing it as a way of being sinful, just for fun.)
- Jump4Joey2 (is my IGN on MapleStory in Broa server! the original, Jump4Joey, was not used to due the fact that i was supposed to delete that account first in one of the other servers and then redo it in the Broa server.)
- JoeDaBummy OR JoeyDaBummy (IGN for most games)
- HahaJoeJoe or HahaJoeJoey (1st is YouTube name, 2nd is Ustream name)
Food Stuffs!
- Chicken dishes entice me.
- Candy gave me 16 cavities when i was about 3-5yrs old.
- I like to drink beverages a lot and usually often.
- Two cubes, not Three, not One, just Two! (if the cubes are big)
- I don't eat breakfast for a reason.
- I LAB corn. (its a joke. but corn is good)
- I almost ate two bags of Cranberry Oatmeal cookies at Kim's house because they were delicious. :P
- Pizza stays hot. never cold.
- I ate McDonalds for two days straight when my mom left for the Philippines and i threw up when i got home after an assembly that had a High School band play for us when i was 9.
- I threw up once after eating so many Honey Roasted Peanuts. I rarely eat them to this very day.
- All kinds of ice cream, even soft served.
- Chocolate meat is good! you gotta try it! XD
- Chocolate pudding is better! just not in a can...
- I always wanted to try real Japanese ramen in the little booths that they have, like they do in Naruto.
- I heard Sushi is easy to make. i should have payed attention to Ritchie when he was still here... i miss that guy.
- I could almost eat Pho 4/7 days of the week if i had moneyz.
- I miss Colonel Crunch.
- I sometimes eat the red, green and orange parts of the Itzakadoozies first, then the yellow stuff.
Some Other Stuff:
- It's nice makin new friends with many people. It's always good to broaden your horizons and understanding of others, even if they do eat taco sauce as a source of energy...I will probably never meet him again hopefully.
ok, maybe you can't understand EVERYBODY.
- I did Filipino Folk Dancing for 11+ years.
- I'll repeat it. 16 cavities.
- I would like to cook something in a cookbook but not at the expense of my mom / dad's money.
- I was going to train my friend Jamie Butler to become an actor for the Godfather's "Ho Train" in (that time) WWF by having her act like...well you know...a Ho.
- I know two "Derricks" (one from Spanway, one from Tacoma). They almost look the same. Both have a White and Black parent. No similar personalities...maybe. Ask me and ill prove it.
- I have trouble identifying Talking Shit vs. Spitting Truth.
- I used to draw and copy Pokemon at one point. My brother said they were really good and that made me happy :D
- When I go to Chris Hill's house, i end up learning a dance move, some originally from the south, such as the Soulja Boy (before it became official crap) and Hot Boy Ronald.
- I know how to fold plastic bags.
- I can't speak my mother tongue.
- Board games are always fun with a group! Just don't play with Lynette, she cheats.
- Me and Kim have the same taste for Pokemon Game selection! Blue, Yellow, Pearl.
- I have a Surfing Pikachu on Yellow.
- I have varieties of clothes. Not enough on quantity.
- I know how to DO MY OWN laundry. (It's not hard.)
- I like to Operatically sing.
- PLU is great! Just wish i had a dorm or an empty house to study in.
Here's a video of ME!!! Me n Greg were hella bored so we decided to make a video of me with his iPod and camera on the way to Universal Studios and stuff so... here it is!.. ..

My Interests

-Famous Stars and Straps

-Anything i see nice as well.

-Sports. Gettin into it. jus cuz ur late, doesn't mean u CAN'T learn to love it. take it from a friend of mine.

This week's (or month's) Featured Item(s) for myself:

It's kind of a mix between Aeon Flux meets G.I. Jane.

This video made me laugh XD hahaha:

Okay, so i didn't watch the Cal State vs. WSU game, but i found this around and i thought it was awesome! not a Coug fan btw...

sorry Annelise.

- Games, some I'm good at.

- Music, wut person wouldn't?

Kumite. WOOOCHA!!!!

Boondocks "Attack of the Killer Kung Fu Wolf Bitch"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

I'd like to meet:

YOU!

..maybe..

Music:

I like hip-hop and rap, trance, a little bit of various kinds of rock, some classical, songs from musicals or broadway shows, even a little bit of country in me. Some of the oldies by the Carpenters and even music back way then such as the Platters, I think thats wut they're called...

U guyz remember this? XD

Timbaland shud have the World Record for "most featured artist in other artists' songs". LOL

Movies:

Disney movies cuz they were historically incorrect or inaccurate but really funny at times. What really captures me are songs because I don't know, they were entertaining, I guess...

Boondock Saints, White Chicks, Scary Movie 1,2,3, Final Fantasy Advent Children, The Phone, Kill Bill, Super Mario Bros. cuz u gotta luv da "Thwomp" shoes!, Chicago, Shrek, Exorcist wuz real scary...I liked Next Friday but i havent seen da first one... there are others but I can't really name them off the top of head.

Television:


-Family Guy (who wouldn't?)
-The Simpsons
-The Boondocks (pay wut u owe!)
-Full Metal Alchemist
-Monk
-Also MTV shows like Wild'n Out n TRL n lots of random shows.

ETC.

and heres a Robot Chicken Clip for u.

Merry Christmas! :D

Phylis Diller is so fucking hilarious even in her later years.

Books:


-Pride and Pinstripes - Mel Stottlemyer
-Lies My Teacher Told Me
-To Kill A Mockingbird
-Great Gatsby is okay I guess...
-The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales (which is a kick ass book by the way)

Heroes:

KIMBERLY:
=P
Sorry Joseph... I pretty much put this here. heh heh.

JOSEPH:
It's all good. =) U are one my heroes anyways. *big ass smile* God of course! Thank u Lord Baby Jesus... My momma, dad, broham, and grandma Edna cuz they have been there for me since the beginning of my existence... All my friends, cuz you make me the happiest person around when seeing u guyz...*sniff sniff*