I Wish I Said That
"Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator. And change has its enemies.
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-Robert Francis Kennedy-
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
-Voltaire-
"Sometimes, I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
-Bill Watterson-
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."
-Abraham Lincoln-
"I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it."
-Klaatu-
"I reckon the folks'd be a sight happier if I died like a soldier. Can't say I would."
-Samson Posey-
"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face."
(to Mrs. Gore about parental advisory labels on album covers) -Frank Zappa-
"The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time." -Catfish Hunter-
"This is one race for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever." -Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)-
"Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today." -Malcolm X-
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