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Ed

... like every grain of sand

About Me



In Memory Of
Howard L. E. Price
May 30,1910 - June 30, 2009
Thoughts That Escaped
My life has been chock full of chaotic awesomeness and things you cannot do on television.
Life is running rampant in front of my window and it is bursting with anecdotal lunacy.
Over-inflated beliefs and the illusion of control are key contributing factors of unremitting mediocrity in a random world.
Sometimes evil wins and you have to soothe the aging, raging winds whirling around inside you on those dark days.
It is possible that my lack of accomplishment is not the sole reason for my being a proficient underachiever.
Sometimes I wonder if I should feel some guilt for enjoying spur of the moment sojourns into absurdity.
Frustration is when you are forced to deal with someone who refuses to grasp anything more complicated than Kraft macaroni & cheese and Nerf footballs.
I assumed the government wouldn't have a problem with me claiming money given to hookers as a charitable donation. I couldn't have been more wrong.
Often tragedy is the underlying spirit of heroism. If you look deep the two are frequently related.
I hate waiting for the moment I must disappoint you ... but we all know it's coming.

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I Wish I Said That

"Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator. And change has its enemies. " -Robert Francis Kennedy-

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." -Voltaire-

"Sometimes, I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." -Bill Watterson-

"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion." -Abraham Lincoln-

"I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it." -Klaatu-

"I reckon the folks'd be a sight happier if I died like a soldier. Can't say I would." -Samson Posey-

"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face."
(to Mrs. Gore about parental advisory labels on album covers) -Frank Zappa-

"The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time." -Catfish Hunter-

"This is one race for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever." -Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)-

"Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today." -Malcolm X-

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My Latest Visit To An Auto Parts Store:

Me: Do you have a lug nut for a Ford Explorer Sport? Counterperson: Truck or SUV? Me: SUV Counterperson: Four cylinders or six cylinders? Me: Six cylinders Counterperson: 4.0 L SOHC...
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I did this instead of re-caulking the tub

During the Paleolithic Epoch, humans grouped together in small societies. They provided for themselves by scavenging, gathering plants and hunting wild animals. They soon were attempting to migrate a...
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