BEER VS PUSSY |
A beer is always wet.A pussy needs encouragement.Advantage: Beer.A beer tastes horrible served hot.A pussy tastes better served hot.Advantage: Pussy.Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.Having ...
Posted by ~DOC~ on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:22:00 PST |
xoxoxo |
..">I guess it's time to say goodbye,it's time to put our dreams behind.It seems to hard to let you go,I guess it's because I love you so.But no matter where your path may lead,I hope that you'll alwa...
Posted by ~DOC~ on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:02:00 PST |
The Poop Name List |
The Poop Name ListThe Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get ...
Posted by ~DOC~ on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:56:00 PST |
Soul In Your Eyes |
You were beautiful last nightFrom the time you called meYou were amazingI was so nervousBut I was curiousYou walked in and it was truly a sightI asked if you wanted to dance tonightYou came up close t...
Posted by ~DOC~ on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:02:00 PST |
A HORSE, CHICKEN, AND A HARLEY |
A Horse, A Chicken & A HarleyOn the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.Scared for his ...
Posted by ~DOC~ on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST |
21 THOUGHTS TO THINK ABOUT |
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.THREE. Don't bel...
Posted by ~DOC~ on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:13:00 PST |
blonde jokes |
by:on:2006-07-11 14:11:34subject:Blonde Jokes (repost) Did you hear about the two blondes that froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter." ********************* Why d...
Posted by ~DOC~ on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:53:00 PST |
I BELIEVE |
I believe - That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forg...
Posted by ~DOC~ on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST |
Check out this event: Paul LeMond Band at the Saxon Pub |
Hosted By: Paul LeMondWhen: Tuesday Jul 11, 2006 at 10:00 PMWhere: Saxon PubAustin, TX 78704USDescription: Paul LeMond Click Here To View Event...
Posted by ~DOC~ on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:59:00 PST |
If a Man Wants YOu |
IF A MAN WANTS YOUIf a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to ...
Posted by ~DOC~ on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:08:00 PST |
