z.a.c.k.

Metal, bass, guitar, singing, soccer, lacrosse, oh what the hell just ask me i don't want to take the time telling my life story on this when you really shouldn't be online reading this crap all day. Really, get the hell off of your ass right now and stop reading this. God damn. Myspace is the reason why Americans are fat. Go do something important. Learn an instrument. I'm saying that mostly to people in the music industry already. Most of you have no idea what music is. Learn how to play a sport. Want to not be fat? GET THAT GOD DAMN SUPER BIG MAC BURGER OUT OF YOUR FAT F-ING MOUTH RIGHT NOW! If you don't have one of those in your mouth, but another item of nutrition, GET IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER! You're going to get it all over the keyboard! Seriously, get outside and play a sport or jog at least. And if it's 12 AM or later, go to bed. Why are you up so late? It's unnecessary. I know for a fact you are NOT an insomniac. Go to bed. If it's too late for sports and too early for bed, DO NOT READ THIS, or for that matter, DO NOT WATCH TELEVISION! DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT! Once again, learn an instrument. Play a board game. NOT A VIDEO GAME! Unless you want your brain to shrivel up into a boiling bloody mass of nothingness, in that case, go right ahead. So really, if you just read everything I just wrote, you have entirely no life. It only took me 5 minutes or less to type, and i'm sure it took you well over 10 minutes to read. Go read a book and learn how to read faster. It helps. However, DO NOT READ: Dreamland, My Side of the Mountain, or lots of other books. Terrible, terrible stuff. Anyway, once again, if you are reading this, get a life. You suck. But don't just look at the pictures, what are you, 4? I know you can read. You have a myspace.

You're a Green iPod, reflecting the loud, noisy riffs that dominate your metal or punk music. Odds are you're offended that those two are grouped together, and odds are you don't consider your tastes to be part of either, but rather a twelve syllable subgroup that's entirely different from the label. That's fine, but there's only four iPod colors, so for the purpose of this quiz, let's just say you like an alternative form of music. You might even like music from alternative sources, like video games. The point is, you're a Green iPod, alternative to the rest of the music world.

Sup?

You're cruising around the city streets by night in your Black Corvette!

But anyway if you really do want to know about me, i want to type. So if you really don't have a life, get ready to read. Music and sports are my life. I play bass, guitar, drums, and sing. All the time. At least i'll have a song or a riff or something going on in my head CONSTANTLY. I'm desperate to play bass or guitar all of the time and yearn to do it until I can at least fret one note and I'll be able to pay attention for a little while longer until i can play again. Playing in a band, an actual talented band that knows what music is, is an exhilerating experience I wish a lot of people could enjoy. When people actually say you are the best band they have ever heard, want your autograph, and want pictures and thank you for playing for them, you know your music is amazing. Other than music, sports make up more of my life. Out playing soccer or baseball with friends every day in 100 degree weather is determination to play. Soccer, lacrosse, baseball, squash, sometimes football, other sports and games. They're all pretty good. What else is there? umm... Dots are too UNDERrated... everyone needs to use the dots more. One day women will all become monsters. Seriously. It's quite obvious. Really, I mean, if you think about it there are enough clues to prove it. Look at menaupause and PMSing. Monsters. Is there anything else to talk about? At all? Hmm... Can't think right now. I'll come back later. Anyway, if you haven't read enough cause your life is too meaningless, then read the rest of my myspace, then go to my band's myspace (www.myspace.com/immortalwound), then read our "website" (www.freewebs.com/immortalwound), then have a ball figuring out what else you can read. Oh if you want comment our songs and our band and add us and tell your friends about us and make them add us and make them tell their friends... ... ... ... Yeah you get it. Okay, till I come up with more, UP THE HORNS!!!!!

Well, everyone, I have more to talk about. Yes finally, after a long time of waiting since the long paragraphs above, I've finally got a few more things to say. Happy 2007!!! yeah. Anyone notice how much myspace and facebook suck?? anyone?? they're quite gaytarded, if you ask me. Anyway, on to other things... I really need my ADD checked out... Well. Skiing. Somehow, the conditions are perfect even during one of the worst winters ever. yeah I don't have much to talk about. Go to my new Music Myspace page. (www.myspace.com/zackcurcio). well, I do have one thing to say, and only a few people might read this, or maybe just her, but that's all I want anyway. there's this girl that I met about a month ago. She's beautiful, she's nice and funny and random and cute; She's wonderful. I love her, and she knows who she is. I love you and remember, jointsky is love. So anyway, past that, umm, I'm bored. I have nothing to do. oh wait... I HAVE THE WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Until next time, up the horns!

BARNEY IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!

SUperFInger!!!

I get bored too.

Barney's deciphle

Wild Wacky Action Bike! The bike that's hard to ride! Goin' to try to ride all day long, but I'm goin' to fail 'Cause it's Wild Wacky Action Bike! You can't ride it! You can't ride it! it's Wild Wacky Action Bike!

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES. YOU FUCKHOLE." It was close to that. I am paraphrasing.Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."