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I AM BRIAN

About Me

i like all manner of music, my musical taste is pretty broad but i think its due to my education and my surroundings and my not really having a choice. but i know what i like. i am terrified of anything thats outside the apartment, what is out there anyway. the sky looks INSANE to me. i had a (unrelated to me) brother named Roy James Traynor who fell out of the window while having the best dream he ever had and broke his spine and died. my dad has his name tattooed on his forearm. he's going to get mine when i die. my favorite band from the late 1990's that is no longer is the Mink Lungs. my favourite current band is maybe jay reatard. for a job i write record reviews for myspace. sometimes i boss bands around. i just saw the film "not another teen movie"...not bad. i wrote all of this without spellchecking.

My Interests

zipping, tearing, spazzing out/zoning out to good music and sniffing a little bit of that 'nip. i take a few craps a day.

I'd like to meet:

i guess bands. i will review your band if you let me. i am tough but fair. send me an autographed picture thru the web and i'll post it. i wanna be a rock star just like you. sample: "to bryan, you're the coolest, love, ______"

Music:

mink lungs, jay reatard, fairport convention, sun ra, the eagles, ric ocasek solo records, tom hall, palatka, genesis, los crudos, the tubes, prince, a-ha records that didn't come out in the USA, christ on parade, obituary, and the germs, and yes i hate the stray cats, the rockcats and other feline related rockabilly. only because it sucks, not the cat thing.

Movies:

not another teen movie, ratcatcher (no, this is not a stupid cat reference, its actually an amazing film), serendipity (i love john cusack), hard target, class action, secret garden, rocket gibraltar, on golden pond, my blue heaven (underrated steve martin & rick moranis), ichi the killer, daniel, theres i few more i've seen but i can't remember the titles right now.

Heroes:

my daddy

My Blog

i got some PRESS!

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Posted by B R Y A N excellent record reviews on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:47:00 PST

KIRSTEN KETSJER THE ROCK BAND "FFFFOO K TSSCCH" rock record review

KISTREN KETSJER THE ROCK BAND: "FFFFOO K TSSCCH"Yo. its a year later and mutherfucker keeps playing this KIRSTEN KETSJER record. i was into it for a while. theres a new record player in the house, so ...
Posted by B R Y A N excellent record reviews on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:11:00 PST

SMASHING PUMPKINS "ZEITGEIST" rock record review

SMASHING PUMPKINS "zeitgeist" CD yeah i've been having re-occuring dreams about this one since it arrived here. last nights dream was about my ability to walk on water (no, i don't have a god complex,...
Posted by B R Y A N excellent record reviews on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:03:00 PST

LADYHAWK: FIGHT FOR ANARCHY EP rock record review

LADYHAWK: FIGHT FOR ANARCHY EP (jagjaguwar)Ladyhawk's this amazing rock band from canada. last years full length: yup. #4 record in my brain. their sound is either porchcore or campfire rock. the good...
Posted by B R Y A N excellent record reviews on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:53:00 PST