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D-Nice

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About Me

Well, what can be said about me that hasn't already been covered in Roald Dahl's classic "Daniel Champion of the World"? What? You mean that's not about me? Really? Cause, I mean i'm a pretty smart dude, and that IS my name. You're kidding me. Well someone at Barnes and Noble owes me 12 bucks to buy that ag-biography back. Seriously? Damn, I thought me and Roald were like that, son.I'm on this earth for two things. Kicking ass and drinking beer. And at the moment, I'm by myself and drinking soda. So you know what that means.... wait, dammit i think i messed that one up. Let me try it again. Screw it, shut up.Well, it all started with a dream and ten dollars. I penned my first novella at the age of seven, entitled "The Laws of Physics Make No Sense, I'm Just Seven." This was followed by the critically acclaimed "tour de force" sequel titled "Hmmm, Now I'm Eight and Physics is Still Quite the Confusing Subject." Both were comedic hits in Iceland. Not so much in the States. I am to Iceland what David Hasselhoff is to Germany. Except without the red speedo and man-perm.We now have two dogs, Duncan and Nellie. They are pretty much the coolest dogs in the world. They have numchuck skills, bow staff skills, computer hacking skills...I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I read, I write, but dammit if i hate 'rithmatic. Baseball is great, as is playing air guitar. I fancy myself quite the interesting person. Seriously, talk to me. I'll make you sooooo jealous of my superior linguistic skills and wit. I be super good.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The Urge, Arcade Fire, The Shins, Cold War Kids, Alice in Chains, Reel Big Fish, Led Zeppelin, The Roots, Mos Def, Story of the Year, Fragile Porcelain Mice, The Allman Brothers, Stabbing Westward, Breaking Benjamin, 2 Skinnee J's, Staind, Shaman's Harvest, The Killers, RHCP, Neil Young, The Beatles, Air, Alien Ant Farm, Finger Eleven, Del the Funkee Homosapien, Korn, Blind Melon, , Gravity Kills, Goldfinger, 311, The Strokes, Ludacris, Beck, The Mars Volta, Coldplay, Coheed and Cambria, NIN, The Bravery, Bloc Party, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, N.E.R.D., Everclear, Audiovent, Sublime, Incubus, Bob Marley, Sevendust, Bob Dylan, The Apex Theory, Eve 6, The Police, Fleetwood Mac, (hed) pe, Ben Folds Five, 30 Seconds to Mars, Pearl Jam, The Band, Kings of Leon, Jeff Buckley, Slivertide, Eric Clapton, Pink Floyd, Fallout Boy, Jay-Z, Yes, Jimmy Eat World, Hootie and the Blowfish, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Eagles, Snoop Dogg, Tool, Lucky Boy's Confusion, Lit, The Offspring, Socialburn, Living Colour, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, Miles Davis, Sponge, Jimi Hendrix, System of a Down, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Van Morrison, Modest Mouse, Tom Petty, Radiohead, The Who, Ryan Adams, Skindred, Mudvayne, Nelly, Earshot, Chevelle, Papa Roach, Muse, Dredg, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Music, Hot Hot Heat, Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand, Amos Lee, Say Anything, The White Stripes, Unwritten Law, John Coltrane, Foo Fighters, B.B. King, Common, Kanye West, Theory of a Deadman, John Legend, J-5, The Cult, The Fray, Matt Pond PA, Death Cab for Cutie, Traffic, Me singing karaoke....

Movies:

Didn't I list enough music? Damn, stop pressing me.

Television:

The Office is the funniest show in the history of our world.

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, Running with Scissors, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, Rabbit is Rich, Skinny Dip, Basket Case, Everything is Illuminated, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, My Friend Leonard, A Million Little Pieces, Eats Shoots and Leaves, Bee Season, The Historian, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, anything written by Jose Canseco or his ex-wife.

Heroes:

The guy who invented Peanut Butter. And the guy who invented Grape Jelly. And then Al Gore for inventing the internet.

My Blog

sparks fly, I hit the ground runnin

I start my new job monday.  Pretty damn excited.  I'll leave it at that for now, because I have some things to say.First off, I am not political.  Not at all.  When I vote, I vote...
Posted by D-Nice on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST

This glorified robbing from the blind... it ain't easy

Duncan is getting big.  He's already the world's greatest dog, and now he's growing into that title.  Once he stops chewing on our hands and feet like they were made of Alpo, we'll be good.&...
Posted by D-Nice on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:32:00 PST

bulletproof car got me feelin' like a turtle

Pulled a hammy tonight.  Gimping around like a, well, a gimp.  These are the moments where the IcyHot patch deserves my respect.  Now, not only is my leg sore, but it's hot as hell.&nbs...
Posted by D-Nice on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:31:00 PST

Up up and away.... Ball Point Man's come to save the day

So the other day I'm browsing thru the many channels on the telly, and I come across Bill O'Reilly's show.  Usually, Bill is a blowhard with an agenda he will never claim.  He's a moron.&nbs...
Posted by D-Nice on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:03:00 PST

tobacc....oh i'm the Marlboro Man

Ok.  I don't get "disgusted" or "insulted" much.  But GOOD LORD the news sucks.  You may or may not be aware that there was a fatal shooting here in Columbia a few days ago.  Cars ...
Posted by D-Nice on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

her's is the tonic and mine is the gin

I am a pet owner.  In theory, anyway.  This evening the wife and I drove out to Silex, MO (get off of 70 at High Hill, drive through NOTHING, hit a little town of 427 people called Bellflowe...
Posted by D-Nice on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST

one of mini me's shoes has more soul than you

Spring break.  Ah yes.... I can remember having a week off of school to do whatever I wanted.  Some springs I worked, some I was lazy, even spent one in Cancun.  But now, I'm grown.&nbs...
Posted by D-Nice on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:28:00 PST

Nowadays Clancy can't even sing

Because it is my desire, I am going to do a survey.  YAY1.When the phone rings, who do you want it to be?Someone who is going to offer me twenty million dollars or immortality. 2. When shopping ...
Posted by D-Nice on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:21:00 PST

we speak in different voices

Man, this weather is awesome.  Nothin like driving down the road, windows down, Rick Ross blastin on the stereo, straight gangsta leaning.  You don't even know.I've come to an imporant concl...
Posted by D-Nice on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST

don't trust the atlantic

Well, snow is made of water.  And when you have snow and ice on the ground for months, when it melts, you get alot of water.  which makes your sump pump go crazy.  Which is annoying bec...
Posted by D-Nice on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST