About Me
Got lots of hobbies. Without them I'd probably be out of my mind. I have legit A.D.D. (which is why I HAVE to have hobbies) not that other thing people claim to have ...... I believe its called stupid. My friends think that I sabotage every relationship I have, but I can't help the fact that I haven't met a girl that excites me more that a good 80 mile bike ride. I could be wrong though. I love all things mechanical and can probably find a way to make it run or preform better than you if given the opportunity. People say it doesn't make a difference, I say its the difference that makes it. I have a problem really opening up to people but if I do it means that I value your company quite a bit. I am the most indecisive person that has ever lived, and I have 2 amazing friends that tolerate it (they know who they are). I believe Punk and metal music are all forms of fashion marketing....(Hot Topic). Speaking of music if I had my way SKA and funk would be all thats left so think about that when I'm running for president. I love genuine smiles, I love figuring how things work, I love American impracticality, I love people who stand by what they believe even if I see otherwise, so as long as they can say why and have it make sense on some level, I love American muscle cars, I love trumpets, I love tailwinds, I love the feeling of a big solid dump, I love playing with a drummer that knows what I mean when I say the pocket, I love people that can give a solid hand shake instead of offering an akward hug, I love girls that do manly things.. (burp, fart, tell vulgar jokes, etc. the only thing is that for it to be turn on they have to do it better than me hahahah), I love discounts at music and bike stores, I love toe socks even though there isn't such a thing as a pair that fits me, and I love the fact that I hate doing nothing with my day. Now for the things I hate. I'm not a huge car guy but at this age our cars tell a good bit about a person. I hate big rims on small cars, I hate almost every Japanese car ever made except both generation Nissan 300z or zx's, I hate the fact that the Germans can design a 4000lb car that does 0-60 in 5 seconds with a 1.8L 4cyl engine but they can make a cup holder that lasts more that a week, I hate people who think Crocks are fashionable, I hate it when fat people order Diet Coke with a Big Mac, I hate MTV, I hate VH1, I hate sloth/people who don't get the fuck up, I hate it when stereotypes become painfully true, I hate people that take medication to fix their fucked up heads...... (I got an idea ... maybe if you did something besides work 50 hours a week at a job you hate just to throw yourself a pity party on the weekends, and do something you enjoy your brain would release a chemical that makes you happy. If your life sucks then fix it, don't take a fucking pill), I hate people that know more about the members of Boys Like Girls than the people that are running our gov.t, I hate people that don't dry their cars by hand after washing or having them washed, I hate that I can see my freckles through my tattoos, I hate kids that get tattoos and piercings for "scene points"/ all of Rocket Town hahahaha, I hate it when girls cry about their mean boyfriends and visa versa, I hate guys that cry about everything, I hate people that NEED a relationship to be happy.... It helps, but what can you actually know about yourself unless you have spent a good bit of time alone with yourself ... Be honest. I hate that I have to listen to people bitch about race, and how hard it is to be "__________" insert whatever race you are here. Its the 21st century and a black, terrorist supporting, muslim, marxist may be the next president... I don't want to fucking hear it, I hate angry feminists that think men are keeping them down, I really hate the Nashville music scene for the most part, I hate kids who can name more than 50 hardcore bands with out a pause in between, I hate when an argument or debate ends in agreeing to disagree, I hate trying to find a way to politely say "I told you so", and I hate the fact that everything I loved when everyone else thought it was gay, or stupid when I was growing up is now the "IN" thing. I was definately born in the wrong time period, and if I could have any super power it would be to know what women think. That is me in a nut shell. Take it or leave it.
