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James Yarde

About Me

James Yarde* is a guy who sometimes wonders why some peeps choose to write these "about me" things in third person, as if there actually is a third person who sits on their shoulder announcing their opinions, like a griot.
The truth is . . . there is no third person. It's just you and her / him or in this case er . . . me.
Nah tru?
That's all I'm saying . . . .
Read on . . .
I can make Beats but I prefer to make Records.
Urban music, whatever that is, is ok but I prefer Black music.
I'd like to make a lot of Hits but I'd prefer to make a little History.
I'd like to be Good but I'd rather be Great.
James the WiseChild
"What the f@*k is apple juice!? N$%a I want apple drink. . . . It's green."
I am the brother of Jason .
If you can't tell the difference you may well be the next Yardeball star.
Go ahead, play. . . .
Before you leave, be sure to look at my Naked Pics .
*(The third person thing at the top of this paragraph exists purely to illustrate the point.)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 18/11/2005
Sounds Like: The best of the artist with whom I work. . .

. . . Sometimes mixed with the most impolite and unashamed basslines and grooves that I can create.

Well, thats the idea anyway.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

I know it's been a long time . . . but you HAVE to check this out!! EDIT

I don't even know if anyone is reading this ish anymore!!!Is there anybody there . . there . . . there . . .It's been a mad couple of years but I ain't even here to update you and talk about that mess...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:57:00 GMT

For those who are needy for proof . . .

. . . Seems like some of you are slow on the uptake of this sponsorship ting!There is, of course, a story between these pictures that I’ll be sharing soon. . .But for now . . . .Go sponsor me!!!...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:06:00 GMT

Today, I Run. Sponsor Me!

Yeah, yeah. I don’t quite believe it either. Click on the pic and support. Please.No amount is too small.J
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:34:00 GMT

100 Miles and Runnin

J- Nine Red. That's me, for now. J for James, Red because my iPod Nano is red, and Nine as a reference to the whole nine ya . . . I'm sure you get it.I'm not bragging, even thought the people at Nike ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:42:00 GMT

Maybe it’s me . . .

. . . but I'm sure that, in a previous blog, I done told you peeps to go add The WiseChildren, and subscribe to the blog. Seems like a lot of you are hard ears, as only a few of you did it.Do I need ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:15:00 GMT

The one about the Speakers Corner Tour

Ok Peeps . . . . take a look at dis ere ting . . .OI!!!! Don't just dash my flyer on the floor after I've just given it to you man!!! Look at the back too.Those of you who can read would have spotted...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:00:00 GMT

The X-FACTOR factor

Part OneI'm not a big major follower of these reality TV competition type of things but . . . I feel it's only right to show some support for Mr Daniel Debourg who has made it into the finals. Check o...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:16:00 GMT

Julie Dexter and Eric Appapoulay at Jazz Re:freshed

I have no long talk for you fools.Just watch . . . . . . . and make sure you reach . . . .I'll see you there.
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 17:31:00 GMT

Sugar, Water and of course . . . Purple

Sugar . . .As some of you know it was my birthday last monday. It's not something that I advertise too loudly these days, so I must thank those who, despite my near silence, sprinkled a little sugar o...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:36:00 GMT

Naked pics!! . . . and other important cool stuff.

Hell no, there ain't no nekkid pics in dis 'ere blog, fool!Made you look! You clicked it quick when you saw the title, innit?Is that what I have to do to get peeps to read things these days? You disap...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 17:46:00 GMT