I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous

About Me

Facebook FTW

No my name isn't Joey or Jo or Sarah or Chloe or Ellie.

Fuck my face, fuck my name. They are brief and false advertisements.

I am blatenetly not 17.

Love grows in me like a tumor,
parasites bent on devouring its host.
I'm developing my sense of humor,
till I can laugh at my heart between your teeth,
till I can laugh at my face beneath your feet.

My Interests

Moblog -WhiteFluffyClouds
Music
Reading
Gigs
Tattoos
UFC/MMA
Geekiness
Necklaces
Wikipedia
Dog Adventures
Cups Of Tea
Road Rage
Pointless 'celebrity' gossip

I'd like to meet:

People that appreciate sarcasm and lots of it.

Mary Poppins so I can ask where she got her bag from.

The person who knows where the safe place is you put things but then can't find when you really need to.

Yes please.

Music:

Music is my beach house Music is my hometown Music is my kingsize bed Music is my hot hot bath Music is my hot hot sex Music is my back rub Music is where i'd like you to touch

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth
Y tu mamÃ¡ tambiÃ©n
Amelie
The Labyrinth
Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind
The Science of Sleep
Lost In Translation
Amores Perros
Old Boy
True Romance
Requiem For A Dream
Mean Girls

Television:

Pretty much Bravo or Dave
UFC
Dog The Bounty Hunter
Hollyoaks
FoTC
The Mighty Boosh
Spaced
Deadliest Catch
Grand Designs
Top Gear
Sexcetra lolz
Random documetries
Planet Earth

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk = God
White Fluffy Clouds
From the Murks of the Sultry Abyss
The Cloud Spotters Guide
Stephen King

My Blog

Right Said Frank

Having to dance near an utter 'Im going to stop drinking' cocknose most of the night + drunk texting = fucking shit However: Slagging off boys who think best friends dont talk to each other ...
Posted by I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

Gabe Ruediger

= twatbag. The End.
Posted by I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:38:00 PST

Zooinverse

Faye and I had our first major road trip the other week. It started well accompanied by a fine selection of tuneage which included such memorable hits as Slam Dunk Da Funk. Problems arose w...
Posted by I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:35:00 PST