Stop being such an asshole |
Here's the deal.My lecturer in a couple of subjects is a fat bitch.I sent her an email letting her know that I will not be attending class. So what does she do? She sends me an angry email...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:18:00 GMT |
Indian taxi drivers and a Polish dude |
RK and I get into a cab. I let the beautiful boy in first. I then proceed enter the cab when I exclaimed, "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE NOT INDIAN!"The driver lets out a little chuckle and perhaps be...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:34:00 GMT |
Fat Goth Chicks |
One of the things I find most disturbing are fat Goth chicks in corsets. There is something very wrong with that picture. Okay, let's think of a tightly bound Christmas ham, white flesh bu...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:48:00 GMT |
memory... |
...some people don't have them.it's been a whole fucking semester and blondie in class still doesn't remember which rooms we have classes in.how sad. oh wait, she's blonde.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:44:00 GMT |
Some people are just stupid. |
Shop Assistant: "Hi, how can I help you sir?" Customer: "Do you guys sell pallets?" Shop Assistant: "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't." Customer: "& but there's a whole bunch behind your store just sit...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 22:36:00 GMT |
Goths are not as great as they think the are |
Good Goths. Bad Goths.I just really don't like black-clad arrogant SOBs.A majority of them:- preach more than they practice.- can't spell.- are too narcissistic.- refuse to see outside the littl...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:45:00 GMT |
i don’t give a flying fig |
if you read these blogs or not.that won't stop me from writing.have a blessed day, you ugly ass-cracker.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:34:00 GMT |
Pee, coffee and guts |
when you drink too much coffee, you end up peeing. a lot.same goes with water.so which is better to drink more often? coffee or water?coffee gives you this buzz, and you get hyperactive.water gi...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 21:32:00 GMT |
Art: living, breathing, eating, pissing art. |
Get into it.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:56:00 GMT |
Chewing Gum Paper |
A young lady approaches me and asks, "do you have some chewing gum paper?"I reply, "no, I'm sorry I do not", and I search in my bag to see if I have a piece of paper.She continues, "it's for a contest...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:28:00 GMT |
