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My name is Oscar and I am a silver Miniature Schnauzer. I am 8 years old and live with my human parents, John and Valerie. (They are adoptive parents, not biological, but I haven't told them that yet.) I love them as much as they love me and I protect them with everything I've got. I bark a whole lot to warn them about every little sound and I lead them to where ever they are going at the time. I love to ride in the car and hang my head out the window when Mom is going full speed. I live with my mate, Sophie and my cat friend, Cathy. I love them, too, but not like Mom and Dad. I don't like to wear sweaters - when Mom puts one on me, I will stand still like a statue until she finally gets it offa me. One time I stood without moving for 30 minutes until Mom and Dad finally quit laughing long enough to get me out of the dang thing.And I'm Sophie, Oscar's mate and true best friend (besides the human parents, of course). I'm a silver Miniature Schnauzer but I am extremely petite. Everyone thinks I'm Oscar's baby. My folks just tell everyone dynamite comes in small packages. I'm not exactly like Oscar - oh, I love to protect my people....as long as I'm not napping. I like my naps pretty much better than anything except suppertime. I prefer to eat my dinner slowly, leave my dish, and come back for more later. But Oscar gobbles up his food really fast and then tries to steal mine so lately I have to spend a whole lot of my precious time guarding my dish! I hate to be combed, brushed or groomed and I never let anyone do it to me ---or they get a big bad bite !!! Mom has to make me wear a wire muzzle when I go see Dr. Boyd and he calls me Hannibal Lector.
