i died for your sins of all things show some fucking respect nigga or ill slit your throat with my fucking katana
Yoda ~ so i can get one of those pimp ass light sabers he gave Shinobi Kenobi
Darth Vader ~ so i can bitch slap his little punk ass
Satan ~ so i can finally end this stupid shit of good and evil; ill just ninja rape him
AND ofc a bunch of hot chicks to impregnate with little ninjeesi
I like MC CHRIS because he tells everyone Jesus has a 4 foot dick.
well the Bible would have to the only book i've ever read. it is about me you know. i just wish they hadnt left out that hole part about me being given the magic sword from Moses and being endowed with all the ninja powers i would need to save mankind for the next 5000 years. Oh well though
well Shinobi Kenobi is high on my list. Id also i have to say my father, that would be God for all you retards out there.