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Ninjesusâ„¢

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About Me

me and my good friend Shinobi Kenobi make ninja films about our exploits defending the human race from evil doers. Being the son of God has its perks when it comes to ninja fighting. Reppin ninja skills since 33 A.D. Sometimes I play Ultima Online.

ok so besides being a total nerd. . . well um there is nothing more about me besides being a total nerd. ..:sad face goes here:.. any of you can talk to me if you want ill actually respond; ive got aim (irnewbus345), icq (170451877), yahoo (uoislame) and im well thats about it. i have an actual myspace but you have to talk to me before you get it =)

My Interests

i died for your sins of all things show some fucking respect nigga or ill slit your throat with my fucking katana

I'd like to meet:

Yoda ~ so i can get one of those pimp ass light sabers he gave Shinobi Kenobi
Darth Vader ~ so i can bitch slap his little punk ass
Satan ~ so i can finally end this stupid shit of good and evil; ill just ninja rape him
AND ofc a bunch of hot chicks to impregnate with little ninjeesi

Music:

I like MC CHRIS because he tells everyone Jesus has a 4 foot dick.

Books:

well the Bible would have to the only book i've ever read. it is about me you know. i just wish they hadnt left out that hole part about me being given the magic sword from Moses and being endowed with all the ninja powers i would need to save mankind for the next 5000 years. Oh well though

Heroes:

well Shinobi Kenobi is high on my list. Id also i have to say my father, that would be God for all you retards out there.