I'd like to meet:
Buzz McCoy, Crash Worship, Toni Morrison, Billie Holiday, Matt Groening, Chris Rock, a bunch of dead 19th-century authors, and Yoda.
Music:
MLWTTKK, Ministry, 2Pac, Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill, Billie Holiday, Neutral Milk Hotel, Swell, Miles Davis, Paul Winter, Phillip Glass, Charlie Parker, Mussorgsky, Carl Orff, Wagner, Schubert, Hole, L7, New Order, Joy Division, King Crimson, Beatles, Metallica, Sisters of Mercy, and more...
Movies:
Breaking The Waves, Dancer in the Dark, Naked Gun, Naked Gun 2 1/2, Naked Gun 33 1/3, A Christmas Story, Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, The Man Who Wasn't There, Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie, Bitter Moon, Secrets and Lies, Sin City,
Television:
Dr. Phil, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Antiques Roadshow, Father Ted, Absolutely Fabulous, Bottom, The Young Ones, French and Saunders, Rab C. Nesbit, Frontline, 60 Minutes, Soth Park, Law & Order, whatever happens to be on when I actually have time to watch TV.
Books:
Venus in Furs, by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch; She's Come Undone, by Wally Lamb; Perfume, by Patrick Susskind; Mephisto, Novel of a Career, by Klaus Mann; The Storm of Steel, by Ernst Junger; Castration, by ; Jazz, Song of Solomn, Beloved, and Love, by Toni Morrison; Simple Speaks his Mind, by Langston Hughes; The Ways of White Folks, by Langston Hughes; All mysteries by Ross Macdonald; All mysteries by Sue Grafton; All mysteries by Henning Mankell; The Metamorphosis, The Trial, The Castles, by Franz Kafka, Sherlock Holmes Mysteries, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle; Ulysses, by James Joyce; Vampire Chronicles, by Anne Rice; Poetry by e.e. cummings, Anne Sexton, Randall Jarrell, Sylvia Plath, Bertold Brecht;
Heroes:
Leslie Nielsen, Maya Angelou, Toni Morrison, Chris Rock, Gisela Poppelbaum, Mrs. Womack, R.Q. Thomas, Michael Getty, Phoebe Diamond, Julie Crew, Debbie Drew, Jason Peele, Maire Scallan, Beth Fryer, and anyone who strives to grow and improve.