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About Me

Fuck to you. I am so laid back about most things, it will probably piss you off. And it aint cuz im a pushover, I just have a higher breaking point than you. I will laugh at you if you act like a type "A" person or are uptight about shit. I like to laugh at things to the point that I become completely useless. I love to curse and i love it when others curse too. But what i really love is when females curse at me. Bitchy girls are a turn-on, just like heels. Im a Jazz junkie, a vegetarian for life, I live for sarcasm, I fucking absolutely despise BOTH sides in politics, dislike football and I dont like to (and cant) play cards, EVER! I wish I could eat a pizza every day. I like dogs but all of my life I've been fascinated by cats, ok im obsessed. You dont have to follow them around and pick up their poop. Now get the fuck out the way before the punching kitty pops you in the eye!
Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: humans
2: big drains underwater
3: centipedes
Three people who make me laugh:
1: Sergio
2: Davey
3: Jerry Jones
Three Things I love:
1: sunlight
2: girls
3: jazz
Three Things I hate:
1: football
2: cigarettes
3: politics
Three things I don't understand:
1: the ignorance of picking ONE side in politics
2: why Angelina Jolie is considered hot
3: why anyone would watch Scarface more than once
Three things on my desk:
1: buddha
2: pile of cds
3: suntan lotion
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: flirting with christie
2: waiting for my laundry to dry
3: this idiot survey
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: go to italy
2: several games at Fenway park
3: maybe have a real relationship with someone that lasts longer than the baseball season
Three things I can do:
1: sarcasm
2: piss you off
3: make you laugh
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: ADD
2: kinda hyper
3: you do it
Three things I can't do:
1: snap my fingers
2: ski
3: play tennis
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My Interests

Space, dryyyyy red wine, Jazz, dining out, shopping, science fiction, summer weather, personal fitness, running, theatre, NYC, pajamas, dancing like a freak, meditation, watching dogs walk people in central park, Pizza, girls who are already tall and still wear heels, fashion, cats, candles, nag champa, that smell just before it rains, thunderstorms, winter sunsets (any sunsets), hiking, baseball, old cars, old buildings, old stadiums, young minds, new music..............

I'd like to meet:

You know how there are some people who lick their fingertips after they eat? Im not one of them. While we are on the topic of food, I offend myself if I can hear myself eating or if the fork touches my teeth. I also dont keep sniffling when what I really need to do is blow my nose (hint,hint). I like to listen when people talk but I hate to listen to someone who likes to hear themself talk. I think the kind of people i like to meet the most, are those who can appreciate rewinding and watching Kermit the frog riding his bicycle near the beginning of the Muppett Movie, over and over again. Because it gets funnier every fucking time.

Music:

Miles Davis, Santana, Charles Lloyd, John Mclaughlin, Common, Frank Sinatra, DJ Shadow, Zakir Hussain, Ravi Shankar, Anoushka Shankar, Remember Shakti, John Barry, Pat Metheney Group, Keith Jarrett, Van Halen, Jackie Gleason, Radiohead, Bob Dylan, DJ Logic, DJ Spooky, Beastie Boys, Grateful Dead, Ratdog, Jan Garberak, Oscar Peterson, Tony Bennett, Madlib, Buddy Rich, Mahavishnu, Pharoah Sanders, David Sanborn, Ralph Towner, Woody Herman, Modest Mouse, Wayne Shorter, Kevin Eubanks, Herbie Hancock, Jack Dejonette, Chick Corea, John Klemmer, Bill Evans, Kenny Garrett, Pink Floyd, Joni Mitchell, Shakti, Jonas Hellborg, Larry Coryell, Rush, Stan Getz, Courtney Pine, and on and on and on.......

Movies:

Return of the Jedi, The Muppett Movie, any movie with a John Barry soundtrack, A Mighty Wind, As Good As it Gets, Stalag 17, Fargo, Titanic, Event Horizon, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Million Dollar Baby, High Fidelity, Serendipity, Alien, For Your Eyes Only, Insomnia, Revenge of the Sith, The Departed, Best in Show, Manhattan- well almost any Woody Allen but Manhattan is absolutely beautiful, 8 out of the 10 Star Trek movies, shit..........

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Boston Legal, South Park, Battlestar Galactica, Da Ali G show, Larry Sanders, Star Trek,

Books:

The Monuments of Mars, Ghosts of Titanic, Lusitania, The Serpents Coil, Airframe, Life Everywhere, The Secret Life of Cats, The Coming Global Superstorm, almost any Deepak Chopra, every Michael Crighton, several Clive Cussler novels, im tired of listing shit.

Heroes:

Carlos Santana, Miles Davis, Frank Sinatra, Larry Bird, Woody Allen, Roger Moore, Tim Wakefield, Johnny Carson, my cousin Peter, Joe Torre, William Shatner, Larry David, Eva Longoria. well, she isnt really a hero, but.....................

My Blog

The Tsis!

He sees you walking by. Ever get the feeling you are being looked down upon? No man, not the feeling that you are being looked down at, we mean upon. Wh...
Posted by sammy on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 07:49:00 PST

How getting enough sleep can help you not look like a prick..

Last week I slept an average of 3 hours a night due to work and studying. By friday, i looked like a prick with a puffy face and had no energy (by my hyper standards)...
Posted by sammy on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:52:00 PST

Ill never get those two hours back

Last night I watched a film about Crows. Two hours long, B/W, no narration. I learned that they like to chase each other. Ill never g...
Posted by sammy on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:45:00 PST

Give it a rest, asshole

Yes it seems my blogs are nothing more than bitchy rants but........i dont give a shit:) So here is the latest thing that annoys me. I dont ever want to hear another person (and there have...
Posted by sammy on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST

reasons i hate football

football analysts, football play-by-play guys, people who feel that they have to call it a "football" instead of just referring to it as a ball. (as if that longer word somehow makes them sound s...
Posted by sammy on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:11:00 PST