I am the leader of the world's most important country. What's that? You think I'm Bush? Ha! Bush may take out that pussy Saddam, but he won't touch my ass. That's right, I'm in charge of one of the two remaining "Axes of Evil." And if I'm remaining, then who is really in the driver's seat? They can't pipe me down! I'm leading a revolution. Capitalism got you down? Join with me, and together we will rule the universe!
