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SO IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library, wherever it may be.
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lieDaniel Keethler's Life Soundtrack: updated Wednesday, February 20, 2008Opening Credits: "Giving Up, Giving In" by Streetlight Manifesto
Waking Up: "Dreams of Psilocybin" by Finch
First Day of School: "An Ocean Between Us" by As I Lay Dying
Falling in Love: "Everyday Combat" by Lostprophets
Fight Song: "I'm Lost Without You" by Blink-182
Breaking Up: "Bestrafe Mich" by Rammstein
Prom: "Believe" by Aiden
Life: "Sonny" by New Found Glory
Mental Breakdown: "Rosemary Had An Accident" by The Devil Wears Prada
Driving: "Antlion" by Dance Gavin Dance
Flashback: "Cars & Calories" by Saves The Day
Getting Back Together: "What Makes A Man A Man" by Emery
Wedding: "Car Chase City" by Tenacious D
Birth of Child: "It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door" by UnderOATH
Final Battle: "Dead and Broken" by Alkaline Trio
Death Scene: "I'm Having A Good Day" by Anti-Flag
Funeral Song: "Maybe Memories" by The Used
End Credits: "Magazines" by Brand NewFavorite Quotes"To oppose authority is always romantic and principled, to uphold it, prosaic and cowardly."
-Anthony Daniels (writer)"Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party".
-Robin Williams (actor and comedian)"Rake your way to Steak and Shake!"
-Chris Gordon"Plus the hot girls, are only hot until they speak. And good thing they won't talk to me."
-Adam Keethler"If I throw up, I'll puke."
-Sarah KappusMe: Ah! You hate me!
Ashley: I won't if you give me a few dollars. My friendship is cheap.From The Iron Giant...
Mom: "Shouldn't we find cover?"
Dad: "It's not worth it.""Conversation equals ass."
-BashirSex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.Will: I've never been to Florida.
Jewcy: Yeah I heard they have a Dairy Queen."You can have the 211 overflow."
-Todd WarnimontJon: We roll together 'cause we're cool like that.
Me: Hells yeah!
Jon: Somebody needs to send me memos on the new commonly used phrases. 'Cause "hells yeah" snuck in there like a som' bitch."Shit man, if you weren't here, this conversation would suck really bad."
-Ryan Michel"College is great because there's other people to be bored with..."
-Brandon Niehaus"If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
-Mitch Hedberg (comedian)"Uncle Walt, what the shit!?"
-Cal from National Lampoon's Gold Diggers"You better jank that shit like there's no tomorrow."
-JewcyJewcy: Man I loved it in 10th grade when we were gonna have sex ed. I thought we were gonna learn about all the good stuff. Not all the bad stuff like ovaries.
Brandon: So what's the good stuff? A penis?Me: "What is Amtrak's fastest train?"
Megan: "Greyhound?"Tim: "yo punk how come you dont have any quotes of me in your profile, freakin china hater grrrr"Jennifer: "Emerson makes good quality shit."Ryan: "Hey, are we supposed to set the clocks back?"
Me: "Fuck if I know."
Ryan: "Shit, I'm gonna either be an hour early to class or just miss it all together."Me: Get out Ryan!
Ryan: I can't! The seat won't go up!
Me: It's a fucking 4-door!"I'm dumb."
-Ryan Michel"I'm retarded."
-Jake DefenbaughJust a side note, Ryan and Jake said those two things at different times and had nothing to do with each other. My friends are just really stupid."That blonde needs to be punished."
-Ryan."Just remember son, if you look down and there's a penis, it's usually your fault."
-My own father"Give them nothing, but take from them, everything!"
-King Leonidus from the film 300"Dude, whiffleball is a real man's sport."
-Ryan MichelMe: "What are you doing?"
Jesse: "I just got off work and I'm eating a burrito...cuz I'm a Mexican.""It's a crazy fucked up world and we're all just barely floating along, waiting for someone who can walk on water."
-Heroin Bob from the film SLC Punk"Posers are people who look like punks but they did it for fashion."
-Steve-O from the film SLC Punk"See, to me, England was nothing more than a big fucking American state like, like uh, North Dakota or Canada."
-Steve-O from the film SLC Punk"In a country of lost souls, rebellion comes hard. But, in a religiously oppressive city...it comes like fire."
-Steve-O from the film SLC PunkEddie: "Fuck you."
Steve-O: "Nah, fuck yourself, you get more pussy."Do you shop at Hollister?
Samantha H.: No I don't wear a size 2 and i am not blonde..so i think that disqualifies me."People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."
-V from the film V for Vendetta"I won't have sex with you. Don't ask."
-from Sarah Beth's Facebook profile.Malcolm: We can choose to fail.
Dabney: Like the French?
-from Malcolm In The Middle"Success is not no violence."
-"President" George W. Bush"If on the off chance I become the leader of the Vampires and you become the leader of the Werewolves, let's be friends, k?"
-Adam KeethlerMolly: "I have trouble making my zeros."
Me: "They're circles!""It's good to want; I hear that shit builds character."
-Bob Paschke (professor at DeVry University, Columbus, OH)Me: Yeah, I hate papers. I don't wanna do it!
Ryan: I don't wanna do mine.
Me: But we have to. Fuck school.
Ryan: Yes, fuck it. Literally. Go hump the student union.
"Does the red light mean goodness?"
-Eric Bauman"Saterbeds and Wuff!"
-Paul Betts"Sun plasses!"
-Me and Paul BettsMe: How's it feel Jake?
Jake: Feel's great."If you kiss me I'll let you touch somethin'."
-Me after waking up in a room full of guys but directed towards Jake."If you can find a girl like me you'll be alright."
- Chris Owens...a man.
"Yeah can I get 2 soft BFs and a DRP42?"
-Me and JakeMe: What's my favorite animal?
Jake: Banana."Here I am. I can do no other."
-Martin Luther, founder of Protestantism"I have a question for you: You should be ashamed of yourself."
-Christopher Walken, ActorJoe: Man
Me: Was
Owen: On
Jake: Eve
Paul: Like
Joe: A
Me: Rhino
Owen: On
Jake: Buttered
Paul: Toast
Swak Atak, 30 Seconds To Mars, 36 Crazyfists, AFI, A Static Lullaby, A Thorn For Every Heart, Aiden, Alexisonfire, The Almost, Angels & Airwaves, Alesana, Alkaline Trio, Armor For Sleep, As Blood Runs Black, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Autopilot Off, Bayside, Beautiful Mistake, Beck, Between The Buried And Me, The Birthday Massacre, Blink-182, Bloodhound Gang, Boys Night Out, Brace For Impact, Brand New, Bullet For My Valentine, Bush, The Chariot, Chasing Victory, Chiodos, Circle Takes The Square, Coheed & Cambria, Cold, Comeback Kid, Dead Poetic, Demon Hunter, Destroy The Runner, DragonForce, Dream Theater, Dredg, Dropkick Murphys, Eighteen Visions, Emanuel, Emery, Eve 6, Everclear, Fair To Midland, The Fall Of Troy, Fear Before The March Of Flames, Finch, Flyleaf, From Autumn To Ashes, From First To Last, Funeral For A Friend, Goldfinger, Greeley Estates, Green Day, Halifax, Haste The Day, Hatebreed, Hawthorne Heights, He Is Legend, HIM, I Am Ghost, Incubus, Inhale Exhale, It Dies Today, Jimmy Eat World, Kamelot, Kids In The Way, Killswitch Engage, Korn, Lamb Of God, Less Than Jake, Lostprophets, The Loved Ones, LoveHateHero, The Matches, Maylene & The Sons Of Disaster, MEST, Metallica, Midtown, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Moneen, Mushroomhead, Name Taken, New Found Glory, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, NOFX, Nonpoint, Norma Jean, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Papa Roach, Psychostick, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Rancid, The Rasmus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against, The Riverboat Gamblers, Saosin, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Scooter, Secret Lives! Of The Freemasons, Senses Fail, The Sleeping, Silverstein, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, So They Say, Static-X, Still Remains, Stone Sour, Story Of The Year, Streetlight Manifesto, Stretch Arm Strong, Strung Out, Sublime, Sum 41, System Of A Down, Taking Back Sunday, Taproot, Thrice, Thursday, Trivium, Underoath, Upper Class Trash, The Used, Weezer, Within Temptation, Yellowcard, Your Day StrongI do enjoy some Hip-Hop artists such as:
Snoop, Young Jeezy, T.I., Dem Frachize Boys, E-40, Lil' Jon, Three 6 Mafia, Paul Wall, some Eminem, 8Ball & MJG, and 2Pac.Artists I've seen live:1) Boys II Men
2) Destiny's Child
3) It Dies Today
4) Silverstein
5) Aiden
6) The Stickup
7) Killing Santa Clara
8) Kill Hannah
9) Blink 182
10) New Found Glory
11) Taking Back Sunday
12) Alkaline Trio
13) Less Than Jake
14) NOFX
15) Angels & Airwaves
16) The Subways
17) Green Day
18) Protest The Hero
19) 30 Seconds To Mars
20) Better Than Ezra
21) Avenged Sevenfold
22) Disturbed
23) System Of A Down
24) Autopilot Off
25) Bullet For My Valentine
26) Everclear
27) Hatebreed
28) Incubus
29) Tenacious D
30) Weezer
31) Phantom Planet
32) Lostprophets
33) The Rasmus
34) Rise Against
35) Senses Fail
36) Story Of The Year
37) Linkin Park
38) P.O.D.
39) Hoobastank
40) Thursday
41) Your Day Strong
42) Avail
43) Cowboy Mouth
44) The Exies
45) Trans-Siberian Orchestra
46) Chiodos
47) Evaline
48) Saosin
49) Brace For Impact
50) Underoath
51) Funeral For A Friend
52) A Static Lullaby
53) MXPX
54) Hawthorne Heights
55) Coheed & Cambria
56) K-OS
57) Comeback Kid
58) Smoke Or Fire
59) Drop Dead, Gorgeous
60) The Ataris
61) Resonant SoulAnd just like the HATE list, this one will update...although not as often.
Favorite Lyrics:"This is me with the words on the tip of my tongue,
And my eye through the scope, down the barrel of a gun.
Remind not to ever act this way again.
This is you tryin' hard to make sure that you're seen,
With a girl on your arm and your heart on your sleeve.
Remind not to ever think of you again."
from "Timberwolves at New Jersey" by Taking Back Sunday"Don't hold me up now,
I can stand my own ground.
I don't need your help now,
You will let me down, down, down."
from "Prayer of the Refugee" by Rise Against"Somebody told me that I'd always have to bow.
If that was true I would have fallen apart by now.
The more you think, the less you act their ways,
So can you hear this, the fake sound of progress?"
from "The Fake Sound Of Progress" by Lostprophets"I'm stuck in a coma,
Stuck in a neverending sleep.
And someday I will wake up,
And realize I made up everything."
from "Can't Be Saved" by Senses Fail"Archers in your arches,
Raise your finger for one last salute.
And I'll bleed this skyline dry.
Your history is mine."
from "History" by Funeral For A Friend"And it's girls like you that make me think
I'm better off home on a Saturday night
With all my doors locked up tight.
I won't be thinking about you, baby."
from "Last Chance To Lose Your Keys" by Brand New"Do you care if I don't know what to say?
Will you sleep tonight? Will you think of me?
Will I shake this off, pretend it's all ok?
That there's someone out there who feels just like me,
There is."
from "There Is" by Boxcar Racer"Maybe someday when, when this bloody skull has dried,
I'll know our city is in ruins when our greatest source of pride,
Is a monument of dicks and ribs, and the gender crowns we wore,
Where underneath a plaque will read, a plaque will read:
'No woman is a whore."
from "Turn Soonest To The Sea" by Protest The Hero"The time has come for you to sit this out,
To fit inside your mold, would be to sell myself short.
This ground we tread upon,
We turn the pages left to right,
Is now filling up to our necks.
We see everything."
from "You're Ever So Inviting" by UnderOATH"We're all in hell,
Laughing in your misery.
The desperate fade to black, it suits me well.
If we fall, will we waste away?"
from "Hurt Me" by Aiden"Let's tear away these faces we hide behind,
Cutting through the airwaves.
Open up our minds.
Show ourselves to the world tonight,
'Cause we are no longer in disguise!"
from "Faces" by Scary Kids Scaring Kids"So quiet, another wasted night.
The television steals the conversation.
Exhale, another wasted breath,
Again it goes unnoticed."
from "Again I Go Unnoticed" by Dashboard Confessional"And I can't tell if you're laughing,
Between each smile there's a tear in your eye.
There's a train leaving town in an hour,
It's not waiting for you and neither am I."
from "Paper Wings" by Rise Against"There's a part in every day,
Where I lie to myself and say that it's okay."
from "The Truth" by The Spill Canvas
300, Apollo 13, SLC Punk, Equilibrium, Smokin' Aces, The Virgin Suicides, Phantom Of The Opera, Boondock Saints, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, The Butterfly Effect, Super Troopers, Tommy Boy, Beerfest, Happy Gilmore, Gladiator, A Clockwork Orange, Garden State, I Heart Huckabees, The Last Samurai, Gone In 60 Seconds, A Few Good Men, Billy Madison, Team America: World Police, Thirteen, Blow, The Anarchist Cookbook, School of Rock, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Sandlot, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Dumb and Dumber, Airplane, Bubble Boy, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, and yeah, I'll say it, Mean Girls is funny, so what? Enemy At The Gates, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Full Metal Jacket, The Crow, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Fight Club, Saw, Saw II, The Grudge, Run Lola Run, Seven, Pi, Requiem For A Dream, Wedding Crashers, Silent Hill, Spun, Drumline, The Prestige, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, The Grudge 2
The Soup, 24, How I Met Your Mother, Two And A Half Men, Rob & Big, Adventures in Hollyhood, Nip/Tuck, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Dallas Swat, Reno 911, Metalocalypse, Prison Break, Headbanger's Ball, Family Guy, Cops, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, Mythbusters, Airline, Modern Marvels, Cheap Seats, The Daily Show, CSI, NFL, NHL, Futurama, Animal Cops, Yes Dear
Meisterschutz (The Master Sniper), Vertical Run, Dante's Inferno, Rainbow Six, The Scarlet Letter, Under The Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith
My brother, Adam and my dad.Tawny Roberts, Jenna Jameson, Jenna Haze, Jesse Jane, Briana Banks, Julian, Tory Lane, Taylor Rain, Emma Starr, Cytherea, Lily Thai, Vanessa Blue, Jenna Presley, Kayla Synz, Sasha Grey, Bree Olson.I support the adult film industry!Favorite Singers:Dan Marsala of Story Of The Year
Spencer Chamberlain of UnderOATH
Corey Taylor of Slipknot
Tim McIlrath of Rise Against
Buddy Nielsen of Senses Fail
Steven Juliano of I Am Ghost
Shane Told of Silverstein
Ian Watkins of LostprophetsFavorite Lyricists:Zach de la Rocha formerly of Rage Against The Machine
Jesse Lacey of Brand New
Adam Lazzara of Taking Back Sunday
Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers
Corey Taylor of Slipknot
Matt Skiba of Alkaline Trio
Ville Valo of HIM
Steven Juliano of I Am Ghost
Bert McCracken of The Used
Ian Watkins of Lostprophets
Buddy Nielsen of Senses FailFavorite Guitarists:John Fruciante of Red Hot Chili Peppers
Kirk Hammett of Metallica
Dan Jacobs of Atreyu
Slash of Velvet Revolver and formerly of Guns 'N' Roses
Tim Millar of Protest The Hero
Tom Morello of Rage Against The Machine
Kyle Gass of Tenacious D
Yngwie Malmsteen
Zakk Wylde of Black Label Society
Herman Li of Dragonforce
John Petrucci of Dream Theater
Eric JohnsonFavorite Bassists:Flea of Red Hot Chili Peppers
Matt Freeman of Rancid
Tim Commerford of Rage Against The Machine
Ryan Michel of Brace For Impact
Eric Wilson formerly of Sublime
Peter McCullaugh of Streetlight ManifestoFavorite Drummers:Aaron Gillespie of UnderOATH
John Dolmayan of System Of A Down
Joey Jordison of Slipknot
Tre Cool of Green Day
Joe DiNardi of Brace For Impact*I credit the lead vocalists as favorite lyricists although other band members could very well attribute to the lyrical process.