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About Me

My problem is either ignorance or apathy. But I don't know and I don't care.

I'm planning to run for governor in '10 based entirely on a 14 point plan to protect the state from a zombie infiltration. I have the feeling my voice will be silenced in the major debates

Most, but not all, of my devious plans have the end result of forcing someone to unwittingly consume human flesh. I haven't gone through with them... yet.

My Interests

Driving. Drunk. In the afternoon.

I'd like to meet:

Strange people. And not regular strange. If people look at you and say/think "oh, they're fucked up" then go about their routines, you're not strange enough. I'm looking for the kind of people that evoke stares of horror.

IM me = Doctor Chelvis. Please please IM me and pretend like you know me. Really

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Music:

Alkaline Trio
Jets to Brazil
Weezer
Butch Walker
At The Drive-In/Mars Volta
Ben Folds
Dashboard Confessional and Carrabba-era Further Seems Forever. Yes, I have a mancrush on him.
Interpol
Beck
Say Anything
Our Lady Peace
Phantom Planet
Rise Against
Ok Go
Brand New
Hot Water Music
Bon fucking Jovi
Straylight Run
The Get Up Kids
Journey
Greydon Square

Movies:

Dawn of the Dead
Saw/Saw II/Saw III
Office Space
Vanilla Sky
The Big Lebowski
28 Days Later
House of 1000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects
Anything featuring Batman but not Val Kilmer or George Clooney
Actually, nothing featuring Val Kilmer
Dirty Work
Hostel
Mullholland Drive
Star Wars stuff (shameful!)
The Shining
Swingers
Clerks
American Psycho
Anything with a theme of "zombies"

Television:

Lost
Heroes

Heroes:

My only hero is myself.

My Blog

I enjoyed this

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/10/snorkeler.shot.ap/index.htm lEUGENE, Oregon (AP) -- A snorkeler who was shot in the face after he was apparently mistaken for a swimming rodent was in good condition af...
Posted by Steve, Part 6 on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:19:00 PST

Africa?

I don't know. Maybe. Hopefully. Isn't a shame that what I really want to do is what sends me halfway around the world? I'm not even sure if its the potential job or the love of the unknown that makes ...
Posted by Steve, Part 6 on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:06:00 PST

Listen

Its pissing me off that bulletins are broken. I need to broadcast myself via the internet and this is really hampering that.
Posted by Steve, Part 6 on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:21:00 PST

Why do I believe....?

I guess I've been dealing with a lot of forced thought lately on things, and I figured I'd fake being profound.Anyway, I've always tried to have reasons for what I hold dear to myself. But today there...
Posted by Steve, Part 6 on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST

You can have my rights, I wasn't using them anyway

The state of Georgia honestly never ceases to amaze me...http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx?storyid=9 1355New Bill: No Unanimous Vote for Death Reported By: Kevin Rowson ...
Posted by Steve, Part 6 on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

So here's my issue with religion...

Just in case you're wondering where it all stems from, I suppose I'll give you, at this point, an insight into my mind...I'm pretty ambivalent about the existence of "god" or some kind of godlike bein...
Posted by Steve, Part 6 on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

so today...

I was sitting at work biting my knuckle, when it seriously made the most fucking grotesque nosie ever. It doesnt hurt but just thinking about that noise makes me feel sick. I've felt really weird sinc...
Posted by Steve, Part 6 on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

In the timeline of my life

January 2007 will say "Steve eats the best nachos he's ever had"And that is all.
Posted by Steve, Part 6 on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

i love

That I woke up this morning with a wide ranging assortment of new and exciting bruises and burn scars. Apparently fireworks and cheap champagne do not, in fact, mix.It's a shame 2006 is over. Pretty m...
Posted by Steve, Part 6 on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST

Who am I trying to fool?

I probably can't sufficiently work 46 hours this week along with taking 4 exams and studying for them andhope to maintain my sanity. I slept maybe, 3 hours last night? Why? I thought it would be a goo...
Posted by Steve, Part 6 on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:47:00 PST