Why You Are Here... |
There are only three reasons why you would have a 'myplace' address:A. You are a f**king nerdy, c**k sucking, s**t-for-brains loser!B. You are a d**k sucking corporate entity - you MUST have a page; y...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:03:00 GMT |
Tea - the English way |
Tea, made the English way. On these shores that is some kind of consolation. Well, it is for me. For what can't you cure with a good cup of tea?An argument can be resolved. Old friends can make friend...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:00:00 GMT |
Record Of Achievement |
Right now is not a dull moment. Why should it be? Well, maybe it is...I'm being defensive, because I'd like to think that my life fulfils some meaning, very little meaning, but some rather than none. ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:19:00 GMT |
Dicks 'n' hips |
There once was a lad with a big tool; it wasn't big it was huge!No girl knew what she was missing. If she did she'd be singing the blues.Then one day he was out shopping, and a very pretty girl caught...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:20:00 GMT |
Marks and Sparks |
I was at work listening to Sparks, when I got peckish and popped down to Marks...Porridge with Blueberries or a simple cheese sandwich, they've got it covered... usually in mayonnaise. The hot food co...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:34:00 GMT |
Sluts |
Flesh, eyes and emotions; they will betray you.Men and women are not what they used to be and rather than the sexes becoming more equal they are being compromised. A woman who sleeps around (I hate th...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:57:00 GMT |
Army intelligence |
I've been reading a book that was originally issued to British Servicemen going over to France in 1944. Were people more intelligent back then?The opening quote was taken from Winston Churchill:"You m...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:55:00 GMT |
Rain, on the plain... |
We could do with some rain. Well, it's going to rain for a month now, apparently. For some reason that is wholly believable when you're a citizen of these shores. The reason being that it really does ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:52:00 GMT |
Pork |
There once was a pig, that became pork.He didn't moan, whimper or squawk.For before that day, he was just lazy.But afterwards, the shoppers went crazy...This prize pork was the best around.The best pi...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:30:00 GMT |
Opinions are like a***holes... |
'Opinions are like a***holes - everyone's got one.'That's something a friend of mine once told a group of us.If that's the case, does everyone have a member of his or her immediate family who could be...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:28:00 GMT |
