Reverend Pimp - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a simple man and don't like haters, you can hate the game but not the player. Happily married and not intrested in any thing extra! I buy real estate and flip houses that is my hobby. I am a real Reverend and the "pimp" nickname is a very long story....So hence the Rev. Pimp name. I'm not a pastor of a church, I'm a Demonoligist, That is my job. I love life and live it to the fullest one day at a time.

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Shania Twain : Video : Up!
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My Interests

You are 100% REAL Texan!!

High five, you're a complete Texan. People from other states should tremble in your presence because they're simply not worthy. Let them bow before you and convey their undying adoration to you while they announce their true desire to be Texan.

How Texan Are You?

You Are 100% Texas
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This ain't your first rodeo! How Texas Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Shania Twain, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval, Toby Keith, and Trace Atkins.Larry the Cable Guy - Margarita
Ron White - Hurricanes & Death Penalty
Jeff Foxworthy - Party All Night
Here's your sign

Music:

Everything from Country to Classic Rock not to much into Rap.

Movies:

James Bond 007. I have every Bond film on DVD that was ever made.

Television:

Games Redneck Play

Heroes:

Our Troops Over Seas, Shania Twain, Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval (BOI), Ron White, and My Wife.Bush Comedy

My Blog

True Story..Well, Ok not a true one..LOL

Tammy returned from a doctor's visit one day and told her husband that thedoctor said she only had 24 hours to live.Wiping away her tears, she asked him to make love to her.Of course heagreed and...
Posted by Reverend Pimp on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:43:00 PST

Can your pecker touch your ass?

A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porchtogether, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecke...
Posted by Reverend Pimp on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:46:00 PST

Help Our Troops Come Home Alive

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Posted by Reverend Pimp on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:19:00 PST

WORLDS BEST FARIY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?" The girl said "No" And the guy lived happily ever after and went to strip joints, dancing, drank martinis, always had a French Maid to clean h...
Posted by Reverend Pimp on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:20:00 PST

Why Is It So Hard To Just Live

Why is it so hard to just to live? In times when everything that can go wrong and it does how do people cope with that? I mean so shit happens or someone pissed on your paraide, never the le...
Posted by Reverend Pimp on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:53:00 PST