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the shape of felix to come....

I hate a lie. My own most of all. They keep us crawlin' in the dust when we could an' should be clim

About Me

Hello you cheeky bitches! how are you? are you comfy? are you sat down? maybe you've got a nice mug of luke warm tea next to your hand? i do hope so. i quite like tea. but any way, this the box where i have to talk about me! I'm Felix and i like loads of brilliant stuff like chocolate milk and aubergines. i enjoy going out drinking with me mates if you scroll down a bit you can even see pictures of some of them! go on have a look, i'll wait here for you......................................................... ............................................................ ............... did you enjoy your little trip? i did i boiled an egg while you were gone. i'm not entirely sure what else to write in here, erm... uh.... music! yeah i like loads of music, same with films there's some well good films out there, there's some proper rubbish ones as well so you have to be a bit careful with which ones you watch coz if you pick a rubbish one thats like, anywhere between 1 and a half to 3 hours of your life your never getting back! so be careful, i enjoy making people laugh as well and i'm hoping that someday i'll turn that into a career, anyway i hope this immature little rant you've just read made you chuckle at least once. possibly twice if you find the word aubergine funny. anyway enough of this nonsense explore my page and if you get lost don't worry coz your still sat in front of you computer, you haven't actually gone anywhere. Ciao!

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My Interests

i'm extremely interested in the possibility of a creature that roams the skies gathering lost and confused text messages that can't find the phone their going too :-( he is the shephard of the text and he is carried through the air on the back of a bald eagle. he is a kind creature and will always point you in the right direction :-) but i'm deeply afraid of the box ninjas. but foetusus are awesome ( Pro-choice people!) I adopted a cute lil' pikachu fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

jesus. although i don't think you meet jesus? i think you have to find him, the little scamp he's always getting himself mixed up and lost
You are Agnostic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
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adopt your own virtual pet!

http://www.myheritage.com

Music:

everything from 2manydj's to motorhead via a mystical magical musical tour including the sundays, muse, stone roses, flogging molly, jurassic5, deftones, air, goldfrapp, cooper temple clause, head automatica, dj shadow, frou frou, embrace, mansun, refused, cardigans. lots really. lots and lots of lots.

Movies:

garden state, lost in translation. starwars, erm.... anything with gratuitous amounts of violence and cowboys and spaceships or (If possible) a cunning mix of all 3. and my guilty pleasure is hudson hawk. that film is awesome.

Television:

preferably colour although at a push i'll accept black and white but only if i'll be getting the colour one back soonish.

Books:

anything by chuck palahniuk, and the joy of sex. you know? the sex manual from the seventies? all hand drawn pictures of people with bad 'taches and women with underarm hair? it's brilliant!....... it makes me laugh any way.....

Heroes:

John Lennon, Genghis Kahn, Vince Noir (king of the mods) and the late, great, Bill Hicks.

My Blog

how i learned to love the rabbits. (not that kind of love)

while walking home from work today i accidently slipped down an innappropriatly positioned open man hole cover. how embarrasing. anyway when i woke up i found myself trapped in a world made entirely o...
Posted by the shape of felix to come.... on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:00:00 PST

otters and other such oddities

strangest thing in the world ever happened to me today it was shocking! there i was minding my own business eating some malt loaf. when a bastard drunken otter with a sharpened stick roared out of&nbs...
Posted by the shape of felix to come.... on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:19:00 PST