I'd like to thank Daniel Woolf for creating this page for me - he's a true friend, the finest one could ever wish for and i owe him nothing, but £18.35 prior to March 31st...
My name is Christopher Reynolds. Friends call me Topaz (or Topes for short) because of no real reason other than Wilco (aka Woolfie, Daniel) making it up. Other 'friends' (and I use the term loosely) call me Reno ('Reee-no') because, as luck would have it, there was another Chris living in London.
I often separate my time betwixt conveying saucy messages via the medium of text to a certain young mademoiselle and reading about the persecution of the Jewish people in the late 19th and early 20th Century AD in Richard J. Evans’ classic ‘The Coming of The Third Reich', described by none other than Sir Ian ‘The Rake’* Kershaw as “Impressive…perceptive…humane…the most comprehensive history in any language of the disastrous epoch of the Third Reichâ€. High praise. Very high praise indeed.
* Here I’ve used the term rake in its 18th Century incarnation, which to simpletons, unstudied and unread people such as yourselves (You know who you are)basically means, as my other half would say “He’s a bit of a charmerâ€
I like nothing better than getting pissed up on booze. It's a hobby of mine which i try to fit in in between eating quarter pounders with cheese and roast dinners.
LIKES: Natasha Cleak, who I happen to be deeply in love with. Having MA after my name, History and those beautiful people who also have an appreciation for this, the greatest of all art forms, Cardigans, The Strokes, Ramones and Interpol, George Bush and all things hailing from the U S of A, v-necks, The Broker Look (TM), Daniel & Eamonn's hair, Glastonbury, Dublin,The Great Escape Women's Clothes (Whether it be Nagi's jacket of a hoodie, which would fit the Cleak), The Emperor's New Clothes, Football, Arsenal, PMCs, carrying bits of paper around in my pocket, women, trying to act cool with the kids and failing miserably. Coming up with my top fives and bottom fives of different things, Going for Gold, The Krypton Factor and Cathphrase.
I HOLD: The World Record for reciting Mighty Boosh non-stop
DISLIKES: Socialists, Communists, Anti-Bush idiots, man's inability to overcome water, which I portend, will one day lead to his demise. Some people with vivid imaginations and recollections of past events, Gypsies, tramps and thieves, bad fantasy weeks.
