JustinSane

I have a beer belly and I own less than 5 pairs of shoes. I annoy my roommate every chance I get. I like to scream as loud as I can at the most inapropriate time. I once delivered a half eaten pizza to a random house at 9 am wearing nothing but jeans and tattoos. I'm a better cook than you. I ran away and joined the circus. I mooned Washington D.C. while passing through on a train. The grand canyon was once my backyard. I am a Jedi. I am also clairvoyant. I got sued for $5000 on Judge Mathis. When I was 19 I slept with a 38 year old preachers wife. I screamed like a little girl at the sight of a blowfish I caught. I also screamed when I caught a shark. I eat peanut butter cap'n crunch with chocolate milk. Children tend to be drawn to me, however, I tend to scare grown ups. If I can ever own a monkey, I'll get three. I once had a job that required me wearing a tie. I watched Joe Sakic score the game winner in O.T in game 7 of the 2001 western conf. finals in person. I hump inanimate objects when I drink too much. O.K. I've done it sober too. I have a flying monkey tatooed on my ass. I know more pirate jokes than you. I have had sex on a train and on a ferris wheel. I have several friends that are too smart for their own good. I often stay up too late because my brain won't shut up. I talk to myself. I answer myself. I make fun of myself. I have watched Flash Gordon over 100 times. I once spent over 3 hours in a toys r us in Manhattan. I worked for a woman who actually had 12 asses. I am notorious for sneaking a can of beans into the campfire. And this one time, at chef camp, I masturbated with red hot tongs.

What infamous serial killer are you?
Jack the Ripper
The knife is your best friend. You love being the lilith on the prowl late at night, looking for protitutes to mutilate. Your killing spree has gone unsolved for over 100 years, and chances are no one will know for sure who you really were.

"The fact is that the vast majority of people are absolutely impervious to facts. Test the average man by asking him to listen to a simple sentence which contains one word with associations to excite his prejudices, fears or passions - he will fail to understand what you have said and reply by expressing his emotional reaction to the critical word. It was long before I understood this fact of psychology. Even to this day, it surprises me that there should be minds which are unable to accept any impression equably and critically. I have heard many great orators. The effect has nearly always been to make me wonder how they have the nerve to put forward such flimsy falsehoods." Aliester Crowley