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ALLiSON

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About Me

I get fly with a little help from my friends. I don't know where I live, but I know where I hang my hoodie. And the quote of the moment is: "Music is about the fucking the universe does through us, as it joyfully fucks itself." (Alice Walker, "The Temple of My Familiar.") I enjoy sunshine, thunderstorms, and snow. Like a bird, I am attracted to shiny stuff. And the next quote of the moment is, "Life isn't simple; it's overwhelmingly complex. The love of simplicity is an escapist drug, like alcohol. It's an antilife attitude. These 'simple' people who sit around in drab clothes in bleak rooms sipping peppermint tea by candlelight are mocking life. They are unwittingly on the side of death. Death is simple, but life is rich." (Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.) I rather enjoy quotes. And for the final and possibly most delicious quote of the moment, if it truly is possible to get even more delicious than fucking and music is: "Emotion is the limitation of the soul. Emotion is how you try to prove you care instead of really caring. Thoughts, feelings, and emotions are the lower harmonics of knowing, perceiving, being, and receiving, which is where an infinite being resides in consciousness. Joy, bliss, and ecstasy are what we experience when we are in the space of peace, created by having no judgment in our universe and by experiencing gratitude for the people and the happenings in our lives. If you function from the joy, bliss, ecstasy, and orgasm of your life, you have infinite possibilities. If you function from the sadness, the pain, the suffering of life, you are probably functioning from finite possibilities." (Gary Douglas, Founder of Access Energy Transformation) And if you would like to know more about that- it's my job. Just ask.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself without judgment. You in a state of free flow. People, animals, plants, rocks, etc. who will entertain and receive all of me. What would it take to get some Dave Eggers and Danny Hoch up in here?

My Blog

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

I tend to be flighty with money. This means that I am often fabulouslydressed and have an empty bank account. It means that I often eschewthe jobs for which I have trained extensively to travel. It me...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:57:00 GMT

Fuck Marley and Me

I didnt know what to do. (This condition is often caused by: Asking questions, then refusing to acknowledge the answers and Wasting time consulting with other people, as though their conflicting opi...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:10:00 GMT

Ode to the Smarmiest, Gayest Tarot-Card Reader That Ever Existed in any Lifetime, Ever.

During a flight to Costa Rica, I was reflecting on the people that so graciously gift us in our daily lives. Today, I met one such man. For the life of me, I simply cannot remember his name, but I d...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:45:00 GMT

The Best of the Worst

Ouch.  The truth is always feels expansive, while a lie tends to feel like a heavy physical contraction.  This, of course, does not mean that the truth doesn't occasionally give you a littl...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:25:00 GMT

Discomfort

Once upon a time in a place called the San Francisco Marina, I sat on a couch in a beautiful apartment in an Access Energy Transformation class.  This class was designed to release the various energet...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:05:00 GMT

123 Sex

I always go into airport bookstores to peruse.  I have time to kill and I also like to explore the best-sellers to remind myself that, as a writer, most of the shit that sells is so not intimidating. ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:37:00 GMT

L is for Liar

I've been counseling one of my male friends lately, regarding female issues.  He has a turnover rate of dating/sex partners in his life which has similar statistics as... oh, let's...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:28:00 GMT

The One Who Got Away

In February of 2007, I went on a really bad date with some guy whose name rhymed with Peru.  I was half an hour late, which wouldn't have been such a problem if I had a cell phone.  When he ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:45:00 GMT

Airplanes

When you're in South Korea, it seems somewhat difficult to leave.  It's on a peninsula with North Korea blocking your passage to China... so you can't just get in a car and drive away like you wo...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Looks Like He Caught a Case of the Girlfriend-Itis

I was talking to one of my girlfriends today.  She and I have been too busy to get together much lately, but every time we hang out, we always have some odd parallel experiences going on in our l...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:31:00 GMT