Rachel

My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Wit
((76% dark, 26% spontaneous, 26% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARKYou like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky GervaisThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )About me:full name: Rachel SB nickname(s): Fluffy, Princess (call me that and you’re not my boyfriend, you get beaten), MOLE birthday: June 10 where were you born: Munster IN zodiac sign: Gemini height: 5’2” weight: Bah hair color: Brown(ish) mostly eye color: Brown/green shoe size: 8.5 US ring size: 8 skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): Pinkish pale blood type: Unknown grade: College GPA: Bah siblings: 1 tattoos: 0 piercing: earings hobbies: Reading, writing… maybe arithmetic favorite color: Warm colors secondary/tertiary food: Humus candy: Dark chocolate with hot pepper type of cheese: Munster pizza topping: No cheese with anchovies… on special occasions… usually cheese for poorness, and then veggies with sausage if I can afford it salad dressing: Ranch sandwich: Prosciutto with fresh mozzarella, fresh tomato and fresh basil cereal: Granola fruit: Apples vegetable: Cucumber berry: Black raspberries book: Wrinkle in Time movie: None magazine: Scientific American newspaper: They all seem to be crap tv show: I hate but watch Law and Order SVU, Fairly Odd Parents rocks though website: Fark radio station: None font: None cartoon character: No clue artist (painter): Botticelli actor: Rickman maybe actress: None cd: None song: None music group: Van Morrison music type: Not rap day of the week: None month: None season: Fall holiday: Halloween shampoo: Biolage conditioner: Biolage number: 42 (obviously) phrase: Curiouser and curiouser store: NY and Company weather: 72 sunny restaurant: Thai Classic channel: Cartoon Network [adultswim] teacher: The library weekend activity: Homework hangout: Round The Clock (yes, I'm a loser too) house color: Which one? sport to watch: Depends on who’s making me watch it sport to play: None animal: Cat flower: Orchid guy's name: Sorenson girl's name: None board game: None party game: I’ve never story from childhood: Robin Hood/King Arthur body part: Hip bones have you ever been on a train: yes been on a plane: yes been in a car accident: yes caused a car accident: Does distracting the driver count? run into a wall: Yep burned a potato chip: Yes almost burned the house down: No smoked: What? been drunk: Yeah… oops been high: Why would you answer that? broken the law: In a Thoreau(ish) kind of way burned a cd: yes kissed someone of the opposite sex: yes kissed someone of the same sex: yes frenched an animal: Umm who what? I want to hear this story made out: I Miss my boyfriend had cyber sex: I was with Becca when she did this Yeah, then I told the guy that I was another guy and he signed off damn quick. gotten engaged: Maybe a little had an online relationship: Does the one I’m in count? been rejected by a crush: *pouts* hasn’t everyone loved: Yep made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Girls suck don’t we? cried in public: Yep cried over a movie: Hell yes fallen asleep in a movie theater: Sadly yes given someone a bath: Only babies, more’s the shame been to a boarding school: I’ve been to but not been enrolled in been home-schooled: My parents aren’t idiots lost a valuable item: Grr bungee jumped: Not if I was paid skied: Week ankles met the president: Thank god met a celebrity: Depends on who you count… Spalding Grey? gotten a cavity: Stupid teeth shopped at abercrombie & fitch: I’m too fat made a prank call: Ahh theatre parties skipped school: College? faked sick to get out of school: No purchased something that you knew didn't fit: No climbed a tree: Yes fallen from a tree: Yes broken a bone: Spinning (not the bike kind) sprained anything: yes passed out: Damn teeth made yourself pass out: no been to disney world: yes been to a theme park (not disney): yes said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): yes made a model volcano (working model): yes made a clover leaf with your tounge: How do people do this? past what did you do yesterday: Ckass memory you miss the most: First kiss with my fiancé that was nice memory you want to forget: Him leaving something you regretted after it was done: Not asking him to stay The Last song you heard: Revolution the Beatles cd you bought: Rich Hardesty (local) thing you said: KITTY! time you cried: This week movie seen in a theater: Clerks2 drinking thing you ate: KFC person who called: Lauren nail polish shade worn: Pink on my toes time you showered: Yesterday person who complimented you: My boy he’s good for that at this moment what are you listening to: Law and Order SVU what are you wearing: Nothing that matches (its cold) what are you thinking: That I should shave me legs what are you scared of most: Dying how many people are on your buddy list: Few future occupation: Historian marriage site: Elopement honeymoon: Kentucky for silliness place to live: New Hampshire kids: Probably car: None what are you doing tomorrow: School do you think george bush will be reelected: Yay for that not being ok under our rules will there be a wwIII: Eventually will politics ever be truthful: Nope will humanity snuff itself out: There are no perfect systems can the gov. be changed: Everything can be changed friends best friend: Becca, Felicity. funniest: Naked Dave silliest: Jordan loudest: Katie quietest: Becca craziest: Sam-Sam calmest: None (we’re all spazzes) skinniest: Carla (roommate too skinny to give blood) best secret keeper: Becca worst secret keeper: Katie the one you have but don't want: I don’t know smartest: Adam/Jordan preppiest: Adam peppiest: Nathan most hyper: Katie hottest: Tom. He's a human space heater. weirdest: Katie biggest pervert: Depends most annyoing: Kate shyest: I have no idea most religious: Adam do you believe in heaven: no hell: no angels: no devil: no god: no buddha: no aliens: It would be selfish not to ghosts: No spirit (soul): Maybe soulmates: no reincarnation: No love at first sight: no karma: No love in general: yes luck: No yourself: yes crush who and when was your first crush: Ryan 1st grade any now: Nope
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% LiberalSocial Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% LiberalPersonal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% LiberalFiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% LiberalEthics: 0% Conservative, 100% LiberalDefense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?