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AGE- 29
JOB- Auto Mechanic
TRANSPORTATION- '91 Acura Integra, Rice Rocket. '07 Yamaha R6, Crotch Rocket.
PERSONALITY- Quiet, Strong, Helpful, Caring, something like that..
HOBBIES- Cars, Bikes, R/C stuff, Drinking, Hanging out.
CURRENT GAMES- Modern Warfare 2.
CURRENT DRINK- Jager!!!
Hmm.. Well, guess it's time to update this thing, not much to really address, just doing what I do everyday. Been turning wrenches and riding my bike in my free time. That's really about it, looking forward to the summer for BBQs, parties and tons of riding. Also got my first nice Digital SLR a little while back so I've been working on building my photography portfolio as much as I can, always looking for new things and people to shoot, so if you need photos for anything, hit me up. Other than that, not much going on, just kinda chillin and passing time.
Some of my Favorite Quotes:
"well, we've done our good deed for the week, Now maybe I can make love to your anus without god getting angry... "
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
"Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...”I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.""
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."
"Holy moly, that's like lookin' up Yasmine Bleeth's skirt!"
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."
"My one regret in life is that I'm not somebody else."
"Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
"Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!"
"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."