i'm an 80yr old black woman living in a 20yr old's body.....so what?
things that make me *swoon*:
waking and baking so i can clean my apartment in my jammy jams while cranking the tunes, playing dr. mario on NES, complaining that i'm cold, dancing at karaoke, going to the laundromat, listening to ilisha tune her guitar, wishing that i had a sectional, making food for anyone that will eat it, living in the ghetto, reading degrassi while taking a poo, acting like i'm a racist/discriminating bitch when i'm really just an ass, stealing road signs, being a diva, forcing ashley to smoke dope, falling in love so quickly, when goats say my name, watching golden girls after i get home from the bar as i eat nuggets, lounging in my robe, putting ridiculous pics of myself online, when anyone grabs my breasts, doing my cher swoosh, when laura-squared gets together, getting drunk in public when noone else knows, making lists, having a really long poo, making up facts that only exist in my head, going punch for punch, doing cryptoquotes, being a myspace whore, sleeping naked with the door open, posting bulletins when i'm drunk, lurking, wearing skirts even tho i'm not a girlie girl, getting high/drunk in public, eating a bk veggie burger, going to IPN with megs et al, banjo music, not working, playing with my pussy, making inappropriate comments, and of course....
things that make me wanna crap my pants (in the bad way):
people that don't get my humour, my super slow computer, god's spite, the world's requirement for clothing, the need for money to survive, when the dope runs out, not having any natural talents, boys that don't want girlfriends, getting drunk and forgetting to put on bloomers under my skirt so everyone gets a look-see at my cooter, losing my good pins, lighters that "disappear", being a call center whore, not finding anything at frenchies, becoming a girl, being tone-deaf, not being able to get drunk off a single pitcher anymore, cars that hit sexy fat black cats, fake people, little boy shirts that won't fit over my boobs, drinking hot liquids for social reasons, people that still think i'm intelligent, animals that don't like me, when birds fly anywhere in my general vicinity, music that doesn't move me and of course, allowing myspace to take over my life
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