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About Me

Hello. Well, my name is Davin and I used to be homeless. But then I started praying a lot and Jesus got me a house. So now I'm rich. Thanx Jesus. I have suffered so much in my life trying to rise above the meth addiction and my speech impediments. I also have muscular dystrophy and a wooden hand. It kinda sucks. But with the grace of Jesus and the holy Father and the holy spirit and the saint peter and the angel gabriel and the rest of the "posse", my life is blessed. I work at a sweat shop training small illegal immigrants to sew mittens for children with either deformed or wooden hands. All day long, I whip and severely beat the living shit out of the immigrants to guarantee that we're putting out the best mittens money can buy. The precious, little handicapped children of the world deserve that much. One day I hope to become a suicide hotline operator who attempts to inspire callers to actually go through with killing themselves. I would tell them, "You're right buddy. Why continue on with your meaningless, insignificant life? But you know what? I bet you're too chicken shit to JUMP!" Ha ha! Reverse Psychology. I'm so smart. Blessed be my beautiful friends Gena and Nick for introducing me to this god forsaken, hell's dominion so deemed "MYSPACE". Peace be to all. Merry Christmas. My back itches.Layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts f Pimp-My-Profile

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My Interests

My interests are ridin' bulls, shootin' guns, smokin' out snakes, dippin', two steppin', breakdancing, dumpster divin', drive-bys, eatin' barbecued chipmunks, sitting next to old people at the mall, throwin' horse shoes at stationary rods in the ground, singing hymns, going to church twice a day, praying real loud, crying during mass to make it seem like I am emotionally moved by the sermon, raisin' possums, and ridin' my dooley over rocks and shit.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet more people that are like my friends Gena and Nick. They are great people, and I would just love to meet more people like them. Chucky Cheese is also tops on my list. He's like a god. Maybe I'll call him CHUCKY CHEESUS!

Music:

I love Yanni. He's my favorite. I also can't wait for Pat Green to perform a duet with Ashlee Simpson...because they both fucking suck. Imagine it. Combine the amount of crap that those two could put out together and can you possibly fathom what it would create? Something so horrific and offensive it would make your dead grandma fucking cry.... Wow, just imagine?... You know who else rocks....Every single winner of American Idol. I bought every single CD and watched every single episode. You know why? Because I hate myself inside...and I figure if I listen to those "shitbags", it'll push me over the edge and convince me to launch myself in front of oncoming traffic. Just kidding...but if I was a suicide hotline operator, that's exactly what I'd recommend to the ambivalent individual contemplating initiating their own death.

Movies:

My favorite movie is Pay It Forward. Because Gena made me watch it and say it was my favorite.

Television:

Anything involving Monster Trucks. Those T.V. church shows are pretty awesome too. I love donating my money to all those evangelists so they can spend it on worthwhile causes like more fucking airtime.

Books:

I can't read. It's too hard.... Actually, I really do love a good epic fiction novel. I'd have to say the bible is probably my favorite out of those.

Heroes:

My heroes are Gena and Nick for convincing me to sign on to MYSPACE. I love them from the bottom of my heart for being such selfless individuals regarding the sharing of this beautiful connecting medium. Without them I would never have been able to reconnect with all the lost contacts while also being able to acquaint myself with the brand new, deep rooted friendships I hope will endure throughout this myspace adventure. What a crock of shit.