Back by popular demand...
The Quote Board!
After reviewing my headline...
Jenny- Yeah, man. Lemme know what ya find.
I was minding my own business at the computer one evening, when I was suddenly, rudely, and very randomly interrupted...
Jenny- One of these nights we need to go trolling.
Tara- Trolling?
Jenny- For boys.
Tara- I can deliver you into the hands of many.
Jenny- I know.--Now where is that weed at?
Brian- That was just completely unexpected...even coming from a car salesman.
Mom- Hey, dude, ya wanna come help me mow the lawn?
Jake- Well, to be frank--
Mom- --To be frank, you're a lazy little piece of shit.
Longing to return to South Naknek from Seattle...
Jenny- There's nothing to laugh at down here--everything's normal!
Tara- *driving* - I don't know how to get out of here--are we going the wrong way?
Jenny- I don't think there's a wrong way to get out of a trailer park.
Todd- I wish I could sing. I could be a rockstar--I have all the moves!
Tony- Speaking of shitting blood...
Mom- That's not a cat's paw--son of a bitch!
Jake- I can't wait to move in with you and Tony... More specifically, Tony.
Unwittingly, Jake almost ate a brownie... a bad brownie.
Jenny- Jake! NOOoooooo!!!
Tara- How do you know they were going to the dump?
Jenny- Where else would they be going?
Tara- The day a guy picks me up for a date at a dock is the day I put in my two weeks.
After we found human skull in our subsitence net...
Jenny- I'll grab the fish, you get the skull.
Jenny- Every morning, in South Naknek, I get up and make a list of the things I need to get done before I can start drinking.
The quest for summer sausage continues...
Jenny- You need to introduce me to him.
Shawn- Well, what do I get out of it?
Tara- A piece of the pie.
Jenny went missing, but apparently someone knew where she was...
Some Dude @ The Pit- I'll arm wrestle you for your sister's location.
