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About Me

I don't like when people say 'yummy' esp. when they aren't talking about food, "oh he's so yummy" "isn't that just yummy"...fuck off. My nick name is JessiCans and has been for years I thought it was dead and burried until my friends Toucher and Rich dragged it out of a time machine when I won Best Breasts on Boston. I work at a shelter for domestic violence survivors and I did a boob contest how's that for a variety? My bulldog Chauncy is the most adorable animal on Earth even when he rips egg farts and chews my life appart. I live w/ my red headed fiance and love him to death! We're getting married on June 13, 2009 (my parent's wedding anniversary). I also love Adam Sandler more than any human should and I quote him about 90% of the time I am speaking, there is basically nothing original about me...JK I'm fucking fabulous! Jessica Cohen --
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One who will give up their role, to let a 60lb bulldog named Chauncy take over. Whitman can come and play too.
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My Interests

Jessica LOVES: hanging out w/ friends, manicures and pedicures, reading, hanging out w/ kids, school, learning new things, speaking my mind (and you will listen! jk), sugar free vanilla lattes, music, camping, working out, running, hiking, the beach, vacations, french bulldogs (whitman!), my niece Julia and her brother Tyler, my wonderful boyfriend Scottie, my jobs (yes I have 2), NOW (I am a coordinator), veggie meats!!!

I'd like to meet:

Frankie Munaz and the 10 year old R Kelley peed on.

Music:

Lots and Lots of music... Sublime, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, 311, The White Stripes, Dispatch, NIN, Peal Jam, RHCP, The Killers, VHS or Beta, Bloc Party, The Hives, Method Man (who saw that coming), The Strokes, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Rise Against, A perfect circle, Beastie Boys, Steve Miller Band, Audioslave, Radiohead, Elliot Smith, Stone Temple pilots, OutKast, Fiona Apple, Matisyahu, Incubus, Sonic Youth, Janes Addiction, Porno for Pyros, Billy Idol, Hole, Bjork, Muse, Kings Of Leon, Frank Sinatra, Van Morisson, The Deftones, Bel Biv Devo (fuck you I'm serious), The Darkness, Weezer, Tool, Erykah Badu, Death Cab for Cutie Taking back Sunday...and the list goes on bah dah dum dum dada

Movies:

Anything Adam Sandler, Tim Burton or Kevin Smith...there are others they just aren't as cool

Television:

Sex and the City, L Word, QAF, Will and Grace, The State, UCB, Stella

Books:

Do people really read?(Just kidding) All Dr. Suess all the time

Heroes:

Harriet Tubman Bitches

My Blog

Toucher and Rich

So I sent in my pics and entered a contest for WBCN's Toucher and Rich for the Best Boobs in Boston. So unlike me but hey turned out to be a great time. Thursday I went into the stuio w/ the oth...
Posted by Jessicans on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:51:00 PST

Sucks for Wisconsin

I was looting quarters for the laundry mat the other night when I started to notice some of the things each state has on 'their quarter'. Some are really cool w/ mountains and muskets, everyone ...
Posted by Jessicans on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:59:00 PST

Promotion!

So it finally is official! I have just been promoted at work to a different position. I'm not working as hands on with the kids anymore...which makes me sad, but I am working to better ser...
Posted by Jessicans on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:06:00 PST

Boobs McGee

I have really big boobs. Let's just get that out on the table right from the start. Ever since I was 10 I have had them. As you can imagine I have had every big boob movie line throw...
Posted by Jessicans on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:05:00 PST

Her name was Chealsea

This story is about what happened last night on a drunken adventurehowever it is not the funny or embarrassing kind. If you're looking for my normal stories of incoherent madness you are out of luck.L...
Posted by Jessicans on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:22:00 PST