I am Leonard Marx - better known as Chico - the oldest of the Marx Brothers. To me, there's nothing better than a game of cards and a girl on your lap
"I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth."
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
"Well, I was Italian, until I saw what they did to Mussolini, so now I'm Greek."
"I give up, why a duck?"
"Atsa fixa finea we're in!"
"Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill you for money. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing."
