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El Diablo

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About Me

I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."<

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And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.

My Interests

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Well I fell into prison about a quarter till three Where I found in my cell a glass waiting for me So I filled what was empty and I pulled up a stool But he stood in the corner, the old devil wouldn't move He said, "You drink when you're lonely." No I drink when I want! He said, "You'll never be sober." Sure. Why would I want that? I only drink to be merry but unfortunately I'm in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company


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YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE GRIPPING A BASEBALL AND IN THE END YOU FIND OUT IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND THE WHOLE TIME


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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

My Blog

Fla vs. Tenn same ole outcome :)

Well well another group of pictures from the gator football season yes sir so far so good many a beers have been drank and many more to come and hopefully many more gator victories enjoy...   I ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Thats how we roll in the burg

Holy hell another night of unforgettable drunkeness... wait a second isn't that kind of a paradox seeing as some of this shit i might not remember so i guess it could be another night of forgotten dru...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:54:00 GMT

Brother William Went to Georgia... And Brought Home Gifts :)

Oh Shit We Got 40's :) Beer Beer Beer I love Beer here it goes down down into my belly :) Pearce says fuck you... Were a Fuckin Tripod This really beautiful girl i dunno who she is The Kimbe...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:39:00 GMT

i dunno this just sounds...right.

..> ..>  i've been in a weird mood yesterday and so far today also and i just like this poem. ..> ..>   I shot an arrow into the air,It fell to earth, I knew not wh...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:52:00 GMT

Fl-Ga Game The tailgate

Well, Well gator and bulldog fans took over downtown jacksonville and yet again had another gatering of the worlds largest outdoor cocktail party and you know my friends and i were present here are so...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:08:00 GMT

A Night With Alice In Chains

well well, i have turned into the avid concert goer and i think i have to attribute it a lot to brother will cause well he's goes to a lot and no i do too.... but i digress, last night oddly enough br...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:51:00 GMT

the wonderful world of tailgating

  Its great to be a Florida Gator Its Getting Drunk Time Guess What Still Getting Drunk The Crew The Crew Some More I think i could possibly be drunk now Yeah I was Right We are Drunk......
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:10:00 GMT

the new happenings of jrod

well hell its been awhile since i have written one of these and it seems as though it is time yet again for an update (as if any of you really care :) in the exciting life of myself aka jrod. well som...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 19:36:00 GMT

Things to know Living in Jacksonville (19, 20 can kiss my ass i love the burg)

>Rules for Living in Jacksonville, FL:>>>1. You are either a Gator or a Seminole. You have no choice. If you >abstain, you will be assigned a team. There are no other schools. It's >better to learn th...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 06:21:00 GMT

El Policia

 So I got a fucking ticket today I as I was driving to school it pretty much licked balls because getting a ticket does in fact lick balls however I did get lucky because I wasnt wearing my seat ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:23:00 GMT