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Relaxative

take a godamn relaxative

About Me

hi, i'm mark, if you couldnt tell from my picture i am somewhere between 3430 ft and 1000000 ft tall, it changes from day to day, so it is impossible to gauge, the bottom line is that if you want to talk to me you will have to leave me a letter at my feet and it will arrive at my head somewhere between 3 to 8 weeks later depending on how fast the mail is with business days, various dog relates accidents, etc. if you wanna know something you may only ask me in the form of a question...jeopardy style, what is thats all i have to say?

My Interests

Music, going to concerts, pumping iron religiously (I like to look good naked), art, writing poetry, and chillin..that's it.

I'd like to meet:

My shadow, probably a cool dude, i'm assuming it's a he, maybe not, though it would be weird if it weren't

Music:

Sole, The Doors, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Umphree's McGee, Atmosphere, Porcupine Tree, Anathema, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Boards of Canada, The Red Chord, Stone Temple Pilots, Alkaline Trio, Bad Religion, At the Gates, All Shall Perish, Jega, Tenhi, Peter Illich Tchaikovsky, Beethoven, Mozart, Hector Berlioz, Dredg, Kansas, Hum, Isis, The Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Radiohead, Fugazi, Iron Maiden, Johnny Cash, King Crimson, Metallica, Muse, Opeth, Pantera, Rage Against the Machine. The Deftones, The Crystal Method, Coldplay, Behemoth, Red Sparowes, Isis, Pelican, Dilated Peoples, Sage Francis, Swollen Members, Shark Punch, BT, Paul Van Dyk, Armin Van Buuren, Tiesto, Horse the Band, Bubblemath, Apparat, Particle, State Radio, Dispatch, 3, Liquid Tension Experiment, Daft Punk, Geyser, The Honor System, Tortoise, Wax on Radio, Jose Gonzalez, Stendeck, The Flashbulb, Russian Circles

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Veges, Seven, Death to Smoochy, Lord of War, The Squid and the Whale, Life Aquatic, Fargo, A Goofy Movie, The Chase

Television:

Strangers with Candy, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Sledgehammer, Futurama

Books:

dictionary, Brave New World, Slaughterhouse V

Heroes:

Maynard James Keenan, mikael akerfeldt, trees, rocks, glacial formations, any bay as large as, or larger than the gulf of mexico, including the hudson and baffin bays. queen elizabeth post cards, and anyone that dies in a duncan donuts.

My Blog

another try at this one

The Prisoner (Of War) #2     Weathered and torn My tattered rags once a uniform The stripes of a sergeants shoulder peeled off to the ground and gone with a breeze Holes adorn my clothing T...
Posted by A Potato Moment on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:53:00 PST

i dont need a fucking title

The Player   I havent fought in many battles And as I recollect my past Seldom are my memories of sword fighting So it should come as no surprise That one ended up in me   The last thing I ...
Posted by A Potato Moment on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST

This one is a little sweeter

The Perfect Goodbye: Part Two   Breezes take a toll on leaves Constant, they remember their names For awhile friends The pressured composition Oxygen added to the mixture Neither were left the sa...
Posted by A Potato Moment on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:13:00 PST

This is what i have written so far this summer

The Prisoner (Of War)   Whenever they decide to feed me All they give me is fruit   So long, it has been so long It is hard to gage the time For the sun does not show My only chronograph is...
Posted by A Potato Moment on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:10:00 PST

It's time for a new blog: this poem is called Creating A Path

Creating a Path   The red cross-legged man was flashing red at me His oration was my transgression Telling me to wear my seatbelt A seatbelt for every passenger Belt into a car like you would an ...
Posted by A Potato Moment on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:08:00 PST